1970 THE****OF THE MOTHERS INVENTION ITALY GOLD VERVE RECORDS LABEL FRANK ZAPPA

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1970 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - THE **** OF ITALIAN PRESSING OF THIS EARLY MOTHERS OF INVENTION SONGS COMPILATION 12" VINYL RECORD LP THAT FEATURES THE VERVE RECORDS GOLD LABEL - SGVL 51.036 - REAL NICE HEAVY CARDBOARD LAMINATED ON THE FRONT AND BACK COVER SIDE FOLD-OUT COVER - THIS IS THE ONLY MOTHERS RECORD THAT I KNOW ABOUT TO HAVE EVER BEEN RELEASED ON A GOLD VERVE LABEL - GREAT QUALITY ALL AROUND RELEASE - THOSE ITALIANS DIDN'T F*CK AROUND, WELL NOT ON THIS ONE - SO IF YOU'RE A MOTHERS / FRANK ZAPPA RECORD COLLECTOR, A RARE RECORDS COLLECTOR OR PERHAPS JUST A GEEZER LOOKING TO SPEND SOME RETIREMENT MONEY BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE, THIS COULD BE EXACTLY WHAT YOU'R LOOKING FOR - OK LARRY?

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS THIS MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM LATER ON TO WAY BACK WHEN AND SOMETIMES IT'S IN THE HERE AND NOW WITHOUT ANY PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU MY SON BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?  

LATO 1 POOTS FORTH: STATUS BACK BABY - WOWIE ZOWIE - YOU DIDN'T TRY TO CALL ME - INVOCATION & RITUAL DANCE OF THE YOUNG PUMPKIN - SOFT-SELL CONCLUSIONS. 

LATO 2 OOZES OUT: BOW TIE DADDY - UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM - CONCENTRATION MOON - GO CRY ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHOULDER - FLOWER PUNK - MOTHERLY LOVE.

EXCITING VERVE RECORDS GOLD LABEL ITALIAN RELEASE IS A HEAVY VINYL PRESSING THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND PLAYS PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES AND ACTUALLY I COULDN'T EVEN FIND ANY SCUFFS. NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE GOLD LABELS. GREAT QUALITY HEAVY CARDBOARD LAMINATED ON ONE SIDE ALBUM COVER. I CAN SEE SOME SOME CREASES OR LINES IN THE LAMINATION, BUT DON'T SEE ANY PEELING. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD I JUST NOTICED 3 BLUE DOTS NEXT TO 2 SONGS. I WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED THEM IF I WASN'T READING THE SONG TITLES WHEN INSERTING THEM IN THIS LISTING. NO BIG DEAL AND OTHER THAN THOSE 3 SMALL DOTS THERE'S NO OTHER WRITING ANYWHERE ELSE TO BE FOUND.YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV ON THIS ONE FOR SURE.THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR? HUH?

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOUR BEHIND, OR ANY OTHER PART OF YOU PURCHASES THIS ITEM. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE. DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

$16.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$24.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER PLACE IN THE WORLD.

NO MORE SHIPPING TO FRANCE, ITALY, RUSSIA, SWINELAND, VULGARIA, MOLDAVIA, SLOBVARIA, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF CHISELERS, , THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION, LOOKING FOR RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE; OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION FEE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?