1985 ARMPIT BURNED OUT - SEALED - LP W/ WILD MAN FISCHER ZAPPA SMEGMA BEEFHEART

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1985 - THE ARMPIT - BURNED OUT - INCLUDES LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER - THIS WAS ARMPIT'S 3RD ALBUM SPANNING 1971 THRU 1980 - - PRODUCTION ON THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS ALBUM WAS COMPLETED ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY 1980 - THIS SLIGHTLY REFURBISHED VERSION WAS COMPLETED IN NOVEMBER 1985. WILD MAN FISCHER DOES THE VOCALS ON BURNED OUT AND TESTIMONIAL - I'VE SEEN 2 OTHER TITLES BY THIS BAND, NEEDLESS TO SAY NOT MANY COPIES WERE EVER MADE AND THIS ONE IS STILL SEALED IN THE ORIGINAL SHRINK - NO DRILL HOLES, NO SAW CUTS OR REDUCED PRICE MARKS, NO BAR CODE EITHER, ALTHOUGH YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A BAR IF YOU DECIDE TO ACTUALLY OPEN THIS RARE COLLECTIBLE ALBUM AND LISTEN TO IT - MONROE RECORDS PU-103 - HERE'S THE DEAL, THIS IS A RARE RECORD THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT FINDING OPEN, MUCH LESS SEALED WITH NO DRILL HOLES / SAW CUTS - SO IF YOU BUY IT YOU OWN IT. IT'S BEING SOLD AS IS WITH NO RETURNS - YOU'RE NOT GONNA OPEN IT, RECORD IT, THEN TRY FINDING SOME LAME EXCUSE TO RETURN IT - IT MIGHT BE WORTH A LOT MORE MONEY EVEN OPENED ONE DAY, BECAUSE I DOUBT THAT ANYBODY WILL EVER REISSUE IT, BUT BY THEN YOU PROBABLY WOULDA' CROAKED AND ALL YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN BUYING IS SOME AIR CONDITIONING - CHECK IT OUT - OK LARRY? 

IS IT JUST ME OR DID MITCH MILLER LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL? YEAH, IF YOU'RE A DINOSAUR GEEZER YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. HE HAD THAT SING ALONG WITH MITCH TV SHOW BACK DURING THE CRUSTATION PERIOD. WELL NOT ONLY WAS HE SCARY LOOKING, BUT HE WAS AN A&R MAN FOR MERCURY AND COLUMBIA RECORDS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE WAS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE AND HE HATED ROCK 'N' ROLL. IN 1958 HE SAID "ROCK 'N' ROLL IS MUSICAL BABY FOOD. IT IS THE WORSHIP OF MEDIOCRITY, BROUGHT ABOUT BY A PASSION OF CONFORMITY". HUH? THEY SAY HE WAS BORN IN 1911 AND CROAKED IN 2010, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. BECAUSE, NOW CHECK THIS OUT: A FEW YEARS AGO THEY FOUND SOME OLD PAPYRUS SCROLLS IN SOME CAVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. WHEN THEY DECIPHERED THEM, TO THEIR AMAZEMENT THEY DISCOVERED THAT ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THE DEVIL WOULD RETURN AS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE. HEY, THEY WERE WEARING SANDALS AROUND BACK THEN AND RECORDS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. SO HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT? NOW THE GOVERNMENTS BEEN TRYING TO KEEP IT QUIET, THEY DON'T WANNA CREATE A WORLD WIDE PANIC. BESIDES, I HEAR THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO CHECK OUT IF MITCH REALLY DID CROAK, OR IF HE'S STILL LURKING AROUND SOMEWHERE. SO ROCK 'N' ROLL MIGHT NOT REALLY BE SATAN'S MUSIC AS SOME OF THOSE RIGHT WING SCHMUCKS CLAIMED. SO YEZ MIGHT WANNA BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO YEZ ARE SINGING ALONG WITH THESE DAYS. 

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: FEED IT TO YOUR FRIENDS - I,YOU, EVERYBODY - RENAISSANCE FAIR - BURNED OUT - MICHELLE - YESTERDAY - MACHOVERTURE - YAMALUIAH CHORUS - MACHO MAN - SUCK MY BALLS - THE TENTH DIMENSION - LOST AND FOUND - SCHOOLTEACHER - ELLIE - ELEVATORS ESCALATORS - DRIP DROP - GLAZED DOUGHNUTS - PRISM FISHNETS - THE 12 DAYS OF X-MAS - UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIAL.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: DOWN IN THE PITS - DEAR ANN LANDERS - HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF? - TRAFFIC SIGN - BRING BACK THE FUHRER - THE NAZIS ARE COMING AGAIN - WEATHERVANE - THE LIGHTS OF PITTSBURG - BIRD CAGE DEATH DREAM - MY SWEET BIRD - SHE CRIED - PHANTOM OF KRANKOR VS. PRINCE OF SPACE - TAKE ME FROM THIS PLANET - SHREW - SANITY COMES AND GOES - I,YOU, EVERYBODY - PRISM FISHNETS - GOODNIGHT.

SEALED - NO DRILL HOLES. NO CUT OUTS . A LITTLE PULL ON THE SHRINK IN THE CORNERS WHICH CAN BE EXPECTED AFTER 31 YEARS. HOWEVER SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO OPEN IT, DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GOONA GIVE YEZ A BRAND NEW PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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HEY LARRY, YES YOU, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , STEVE VAI , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON. NEKTAR, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES AND MANY OTHERS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?