"IF YOU GET A HEADACHE" Previously Unreleased ZAPPA MOTHERS non psych rock roll
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STILL FACTORY SEALED = PERFECT!
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"IF YOU GET A HEADACHE"
FRANK ZAPPA / MOTHERS...
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ZX 3654 A
STILL FACTORY SEALED!
Very Rare in ANY condition, said to be only 250 copies pressed
Mothers and fathers, you thought the Beatles were bad. You got up in arms about the Rolling Stones. Sonny and Cher made you cringe. Well, as the man said, you ain't seen nothing yet.
The Mothers of Invention released an album called "Freak Out!" (someone suggested it should have been called "Flake Out"), They came from Hollywood. Their clothes are dreadful – and we dig mod clothes.
Their hair and beards are filthy. They smell bad. You just can't believe it.
FRank the Zappa explains:
"Here's instructions on playing this album. First you buy it. Second, don't leave it on the backseat of the car so it melts. Third, take out the disc and play the second side first ... Turn off all the lights and sit in front of the stereo with your head in front of the speaker and turn the volume all the way up.
"Fourth, the cut lasts 37 minutes, 37 seconds. If by eight minutes you have a headache burn the album being careful not to inhale the fumes of the liner notes. Save the ashes because they're useful in the removal of warts and athlete's foot. Fifth, if you live through the 12 minutes 37 seconds proceed ..."
Why the Mothers of Invention? Explained Frank with a popsicle dripping on his mustache, "We're here to help them. Them being the non-thinking plastic robot targets of Madison Avenue nonsense, poverty programs and all that red, white and blue rigamarole."
PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED:
(St. Louis May 13, 1975)
A: Apostrophe
Stink Foot
I'm Not Satisfied
Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy
(Boston October 23, 1975)
B: You Can Swallow My Pride
Any Downers?
The Mothers Go Cosmic
Love Is Where It's At Camarillo Brillo
Muffin Man
CONDITION: Rated: STILL FACTORY SEALED ... a perfect copy with 4 sharp corners; nice! One of a handful of known copies to exist. The seams are solid, no seam splits, no faded colors, no bends, no writing ...
A cool addition to anyone's music library!
SEE: SELLERS OTher items for similar cool sounds for "head" people..
EFFICIENT/CAREFUL GRADING
All imperfections are noted both cover & record
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