FRANK ZAPPA In New York VERY RARE ORIG UK 1977 EX++ LPs incl PUNKY'S WHIPS

	£		58
	$		77

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Over the Holiday Period, I am offering some interesting Christmas ‘Crackers’ – lovely albums – some rare – ENJOY!

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Artist or Band: FRANK ZAPPA

Album Title: Zappa in New York

Producer(s): Frank Zappa

TRACK LIST:

Side 1: Titties & Beer (Original UNCUT Version); I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth; PUNKY’S WHIPS.

Side 2: Manx Needs Women; The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1; Big Leg Emma; Black Page #2.

Side 3: Honey, Don’t You Want a Man Like Me; The Illinois Enema Bandit.

Side 4: The Purple Lagoon.

Label and Condition: Discreet, matt, smooth surfaces – this a genuine very first issue original with the rare ‘Punky’s Whips’ listed on side one which the album plays. Second censored examples omitted this song, thus ‘Big Leg Emma’ was moved to side one to full a large ‘gap’, making the side two label unique and different as well.

Label Conditions: All four in superb condition, very clean, fresh and attractive with any spindle marks very few, small and light. All evidence suggests this set has hardly been played.

Catalogue Number: K 69204

Mode / Speed: Stereo / 33.3 rpm.

Warps: Assume all records I offer have no warping of any significance and all tracking is easy and effortless and should play on all turntables and even ‘budget’ decks.

Weight of Records: 113 / 120 grams. Discreet records were inconsistent on weight and most were pressed light – but vinyl purity was always high – this hardly played pair plays superbly.

Country of Manufacture: England

Rarity: Quite rare as a genuine first pressing. I actually consider this one of the rarest UK Zappa albums ever made. But that only as an absolute first issue with ‘Punky’s Whips’ on record label, cover and playing the song. This was withdrawn almost immediately (reputedly on the very first day it made the shops), then repressed minus the song with no extras filling the gap making for a ten minute shorter version. When repressed, the song ‘Big Leg Emma’ was promoted to side one so that side was not embarrasingly short. So originals have a unique side two label as well as it includes ‘Big Leg Emma’. So the running order of the repressings is different. Not only that, the first song ‘Titties and Beer’ is completely uncensored with an extra line with another risque reference to Punky Meadows. This is far less publicised and only dedicated Zappa fans would have known by hearing this original, then the hastily re-edited version that, in Zappa terms, is quite common. Clearly Warner were determined to remove all audio references to the Angel guitarist on the revamped version. One last detail for Frank Zappa completists (like myself) – the second UK censored issued album, for a brief time, still included the ‘original’ cover that included the ‘Punky’ references and lyrics. This particular cover was now printed by Garrod & Lofthouse. The very first printed UK covers were uncredited. So not all ‘Punky’ covers are the same, and it appears only the originals included the non-credited imprint making them considerably rarer. Being a Zappa fan since the age of 12, and buying just about ever new release as close to issue day as possible, I know the rarity of this album as a genuine first issue. I visited my nearest record shop in Colchester with a couple of days of this album release, just to be told it had been ‘delayed’, and no new date was available. Making the journey home disappointed, it was only after some time I found out the real reason why this album was not on the shelves. Anyone lucky enough to get one of these on the day of release, must have been there almost at opening time to grab the tiny few that were made briefly available before withdrawal.

Original Year of Release: 1977

Matrix Nos: K-69204 A-1, K-69204 B-1, K-69204 C-1 and K-69204 D-1 (all scripted). All four run out grooves have ‘ALLEN’ etched on them.

Musicians: Frank Zappa – conductor, lead guitar, vocals, guitar overdubs; Ray White – rhythm guitar, vocals; Eddie Jobson – keyboards, violin, vocals; Patrick O’Hearn – bass guitar, vocals; Terry Bozzio – drums, vocals; Ruth Underwood – percussion, synthesiser; Lou Marini – alto saxophone, flute; Mike Brecker – tenor sax, flute; Ronnie Cuber – baritone saxophone, clarinet; Randy Brecker – trumpet; Tom Malone – trombone, trumpet, piccolo; Don Pardo – narration; David Samuels – timpani, vibes; John Bergamo – percussion overdubs; Ed Mann – percussion overdubs; Lou Anne Neill – osmotic harp overdub.

Brief Artist & Album Info: Without doubt this is one of Zappa’s rarest albums on vinyl, and arguably, the rarest. This is the first, and only, briefly UK issued version of this double set that includes the controversial track ‘Punky’s Whips’. This was withdrawn almost immediately and is very elusive. Warner Bros got very worried about this song in case the man (Mr Punky Meadows of the US glam-rock band Angel, a long blonde-headed lead guitar player) sued Zappa for the sexual lyrics, suggesting Punky was gay. It was later said he was unoffended by the song and actually thought it amusing. Terry Bozzio, the ‘cute little’ drummer in this Zappa band, falls in love with a picture of Punky and tells of his desires – it’s all very bizarre and typical Frank humour. An album existing in three versions when issues, this being the first cut that includes ‘Punky’s Whips’ on the cover, label and the record plays the song. The second version has the track on the cover but not on the label and does NOT play the song. The already printed second G&L covers were used up to save money, but clearly the written lyrics were strangely not deemed a worry compared with the vocal version. The third, and most common issue omits the track everywhere. This ultimate withdrawn first pressing also includes the uncensored version of ‘Titties and Beer’ that opens the album. It has an extra line with reference to a picture of Meadows to be used for ‘self-pleasure’ (a cleaned up version here). An original is far rarer than the Price Guides suggest, most seen are the standard repressing with all the Punky references removed. Those who got a ‘Punky’ copy must have been incredibly fast or just lucky, as this was pulled from sale almost immediately. New York is a classic live Zappa set, it covers all aspects of his works and most are brand new songs. Three live favourites are featured – ‘Punky’s Whip’s’, ‘Titties and Beer’ (here uncut) and ‘The Illinois Enema Bandit’. ‘Titties’ tells of Franks deal with the devil (played by Bozzio again) to get back his girl and beer, who have been swallowed by that ‘cute little drummer’ [bemasked and playing the devil]. ‘The Illinois Enema Bandit’ is a bizarre true story about Michael Kenyon, an armed robber who administered enema’s to three woman victims while the robberies were taking place. Other than the satire, this stunning double set features a full size jazz workout, not dissimilar to The Grand Wazoo in the shape of ‘The Purple Lagoon’ (that occupies all of side four), and some amazingly complex instrumentals including both versions of the ‘Black Page’. His first ever single with the Mothers of Invention is also included (‘Big Leg Emma’). This is virtuoso territory and features a stunning backing band including Ruth Underwood on percussion. Both records in superb shape appearing hardly played with fantastic clean sound. The cover is notorious for ring wear, but this one has largely avoided it, but has a little creasing. A wonderful and rare original for Zappaphiles to enjoy, these come along very infrequently, I would be sure the withdrawn copies were recycled and only a small number were sold fast enough to beat the withdrawl.

Cover Grade and Format: NEAR EXCELLENT: an unlaminated gatefold format witih matt, smooth surfaces. It includes all references to Punky’s Whips with lyrics printed (please see my close-up pictures). Also this has the correct uncredited imprint on the back, the second printing includes the Garrod & Lofthouse credit and the lyrics removed. The original unlined inners are included.

Cover Front: A cover that rarely escapes rubbing and ring wear. The front has minimal traces of either. A light scuff on the spine edge and a very fine vertical crease near the same edge that shows little. Any other blemishes minimal and faint, this fresh deeply coloured example is impressive as seen.

Cover Back: The back has a moderate crease near the bottom right corner, but again shows little witih normal full-on viewing. Little else to fault with probably the least ring wear I have seen on a first printed copy – it has hardly any traces.

Cover Gatefold Inner: The inside has little to fault at all. As seen, the lyrics and pictures for ‘Punky’s Whips’ are included making first issue covers unique.

Top Edges: Both straight, flush with hardly any rubbing at all up to ends that have a gentle trace.

Bottom Edges: Light to moderate patchy rubbing on both.

Right Edge(s), and Type: Clean and mostly sharp with any thickening or burring minimal on the front, the back has hardly any at all. Records enter on these edges that are guaranteed untrimmed.

Spine and Text: Solid, straight with any compression light. Folded square, so the edges meet up closely and parallel, and a bonus, this has not faded as it has a tendency to do with any light exposure. Most text intact and strong, a little rubbing lower down from the gentle scuff.

Corners: Light to moderate tip rubs to the right ones, the spine pair have hardly any at all. Excellent shape mostly retained with no knocks.

Cover Summary: Overall, this is one of the finest, least-worn originals I have seen to date, this in some respects (lack of ring wear especially), better than my own copy. This very first-made cover is scarce make no mistake, it should please many collectors.

The Inner Sleeves: EXCELLENT(++): Two plain white solid unlined inners, with different text, but as included when purchased. Clean, fresh with no creasing of any note and no edge splits or repairs. Any discolouration to the paper very gentle and light.

Vinyl Condition/Visual Grading: EXCELLENT(++): arguably even better. All four sides are superbly clean with excellent shine and quite solidly pressed. Any surface traces are minimal, ultra fine, wispy and faint as seen under bright light. Viewed in average room light, barely any even registers. All four sides play superbly. Possibly Zappa’s rarest original album in close to near mint condition, these should please most-all collectors. Both records could be ultimate upgrades for some.

Album Played For Grading: Yes. [I play ALL records I offer before submitting to Ebay, also the record is played in its entirety unless clearly stated otherwise. I do NOT play snippets or joining grooves to check for sound quality and quietness – I play from the beginning to end via clinically revealing B&W speakers that include the legendary tweeter from their awesome Nautilus range that reveals every blemish or minuscule sound present on any record.]

Sound Quality and Audio Grading: So often offered as ‘original’ or ‘first pressing’ without ‘Punky’s Whips’, but incorrectly so. Only first issues included the withdrawn song and other details. Both records play up to and beyond their high visual grading with hardly anything to fault. Offering strong, totally distortion-free sound, all frequencies are sharp and clear with no tracking issues*. Superbly recorded and nothing spoilt my pleasure when play-grading. Great detail and fantastic production – Zappa live albums were always special, mostly all new material and strong sound and performances. Legendary tracks within his vast catalogue including (for a nice change on vinyl), ‘Punky’s Whips’ and the uncensored full version of ‘Titties and Beer’. Available original copies of this are rare and finding the two records cleaner and lesser-played will be very difficult, even unlikely – one for the serious fan, these are getting ever more challenging to find. A plain is fact is, when fans get to own one of these, they seldom put them back on the open market, and let’s be clear, if I did not own a similar copy myself, this would be going nowhere. My highest possible recommendation is mandatory for a classic Zappa double set, that’s actually COMPLETE.

* As played-graded on a high-end Linn LP12 Sondek turntable with Ittok Mk II arm and Ortofon Quintet Black moving coil cartridge tracking at 2.2 grams.

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