FRANK ZAPPA IN NY FRANCE 2 LP W/ PUNKY'S WHIPS ON RECORD +INSIDE COVER NOT BACK

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RELEASED IN 1977 - FRANK ZAPPA - - IN NEW YORK - THE MUSIC ON THIS 2 LP SET WAS RECORDED DURING THREE HALLOWEEN SHOWS AT THE FELT FORUM AND FOUR SHOWS AT THE PALLADIUM BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S IN 1976 - THIS IS THE 1991 FRENCH 2 LP VERSION WHERE THEY TRIED TO RELEASE THIS ALBUM LIKE FRANK HAD ORIGINALLY WANTED IT - MOST ZAPPA FANS ALREADY KNOW THE STORY, SO HERE'S THE FORESHORTENED VERSION: ORIGINALLY THIS 2 LP SET WAS GOING TO BE RELEASED WITH THE SONG "PUNKY'S WHIPS" ON IT- THAT SONG WAS ABOUT A GUITARIST CALLED PUNKY MEADOWS, WHO WAS IN A BAND CALLED "ANGEL" - IT SEEMED THAT TERRY BOZZIO, SEEMED TO LIKE PUNKY'S POOCHED OUT SUCCULENCE OF HIS INSOLENT POUTING RECTUS, AS WAS EXPLAINED IN THE SONG - MEANWHILE, FRANK WAS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HIS RECORD COMPANY WARNER BROS. RECORDS - FRANK WANTED TO RELEASE A 4 LP SET TITLED "LATHER" AND THIS SONG WOUDLA' BEEN ON IT, BUT WARNER BROS HAD OTHER IDEAS - ANYWAY, WARNER BROS. RECORDS DECIDED TO RELEASE IT AS A 2LP SET. HOWEVER, THEY DIDN'T HAVE PUNKY MEADOW'S PERMISSION TO USE HIS NAME , SO THEY HAD TO GIVE PUNKY THE SHAFT - SO HERE'S THE DEAL WITH THIS ALBUM, YES, THE SONG "PUNKY'S WHIPS" IS ACTUALLY RECORDED ON THE ALBUM, AS WELL AS THE LONGER VERSION OF "TITTIES AND BEER" THAT HAD ALSO BEEN SQUEEZED DOWN ON THE CENSORED VERSION. THE PHOTO OF TERRY BOZZIO HOLDING THAT PHOTO OF PUNKY MEADOWS AND THE ACTUAL LYRICS OF THE SONG "PUNKY'S WHIPS" ARE PRINTED INSIDE OF THE COVER. HOWEVER, THE SONG TITLES ON THE BACK COVER WERE NEVER CHANGED AND AS SUCH ARE STILL THE CENSORED LP VERSION. - SO IN REALITY, THIS ISN'T THE FULLY BLOWN VERSION- SO REV, DID ANYBODY SAY PUNKY AND BLOW? HEY, WHAT DOES FULLY BLOWN MEAN ANYWAY? HUH? WELL LARRY, PUNKY'S WHIPS FULL BLOWN MEANS THAT NOT ONLY IS THE SONG PRINTED ON THE COVER BUT THIS ONE HAS PUNKY'S ON THE RECORD, INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD, BUT PUNKY STILL GOT THE SHAFT ON THE BACK - ZAPPA RECORDS BLUE LABEL 37 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS    

SIDE A POOTS FORTH: TIT*IES & BEER - I PROMISE NOT TO COME IN YOUR MOUTH - PUNKY'S WHIPS.

SIDE B OOZES OUT: SOFA - MANX NEEDS WOMEN - THE BLACK PAGE DRUM SOLO / BLACK PAGE 1 - BIG LEG EMMA - THE BLACK PAGE DRUM SOLO / BLACK PAGE 2.

SIDE C WIPES UP: HONEY, DON'T YOU NEED A MAN LIKE ME? - THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT.

SIDE D FLUSHES DOWN: THE PURPLE LAGOON.

BEAUTIFUL ALBUM COVER. VERY LIGHT WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. ROLL ON UP AND CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS YO'SELF.

BOTH RECORDS PLAY PERFECT AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL. I PLAYED EACH AND EVERY SIDE OF THIS 2 LP SET ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY NAMED IT A HEAD AMP? VISUALLY I'M TALKING ABOUT WEARING SOME GEEZER TYPE OF READING GLASSES WHILE TWIRLING THE RECORDS 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, AND THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL. ONE SMALL LIGHT SCUFF ON SIDE B IS ALL I FOUND. THE RECORDS ORIGINALLY CAME IN PLAIN WHITE INNER SLEEVES. BUT HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO, IF YEZ PROMISE NOT TO PLAY THESE BEAUTIFUL RECORDS WHEN YOU'RE SLOBBERING DRUNK AND SCRATCH EM UP, I'LL GIVE YEZ SOME HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES, BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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