1978 RUBEN OF THE ZAPPA JETS WILD MAN FISCHER -SEALED- RED WHITE BLUE VINYL LP

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1978 - RHINO ROYALE! - COOL STILL SEALED RED, WHITE AND BLUE VERSION 12" VINYL RECORD LP - THIS WAS RHINO RECORDS 2ND EVER LP RELEASE - RNLP-002 - INCLUDES RUBEN GUEVARA SINGING THE "STAR SPANGLED BANNER' AND "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL". SPEAKING OF ZAPPA PRODUCED ARTISTS, HERE IS LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER'S FIRST SINGLE FOR RHINO "GO TO RHINO RECORDS" - ALSO INCLUDES THE JEWISH MEGA STAR BAND GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH SINGING ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST HITS "WALK ON THE KOSHER SIDE", FRED BLASSIE SINGING "KING OF MEN" AND "NO DOUBT ADOUBUT IT" AS WELL AS OTHERS - SO IF YOU'RE A FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS COLLECTOR, A COOL VINTAGE COLOR VINYL RECORD COLLECTOR OR MAYBE JUST SOME OLD GEEZER LOOKING TO SPEND SOME RETIREMENT MONEY BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE MY SON - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS

WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, IT ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS REALLY GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE CAN FIND MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?      

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER BY RUBEN GUEVARA - WALK ON THE KOSHER SIDE BY GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH - BASEBALL CARD LOVER BY ROCKIN' RICHIE RAY - BLASSIE, KING OF MEN BY FRED BLASSIE - ROCK 'N' ROLL HELL BY RICHIE BALANCE - WHOLE LOTTA LOVE BY THE TEMPLE CITY KAZOO ORCHESTRA.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: GO TO RHINO RECORDS BY WILD MAN FISCHER - BE TRUE TO YOUR SHUL BY LITTLE STEVIE WEINGOLD - NO BOUT ADOUBT IT BY FRED BLASSIE - HELLO WORLD, THIS HERE'S WRONG NUMBER BY THE CREDIBILITY GAP - NOSE JOB BY THE WINOS - AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL BY RUBEN GUEVARA.

EXTREMELY EXCITING AND SPECIAL PATRIOTIC RED, WHITE AND BLUE VINYL RECORD LP IS STILL SEALED IN THE ORIGINAL SHRINK WRAP. AS YOU CAN SEE ON THE PRICE STICKER ON THE COVER THIS ORIGINALLY COST $4.00 AND HERE I AM 40 YEARS LATER TRYING TO SQUEEZE NEARLY $40 OUTTA SOMEBODY'S BEHIND. BUT THE GOOD PART IS THAT THIS WASN'T FOUND IN SOME MARK DOWN BIN, THERE'S NO SAW CUTS OR DRILL HOLES. NO DILL HOLES EITHER UNLESS ONE HAPPENS TO BUY IT. SURE THERE'S SOME PULL OF THE SHRINK ON THE CORNERS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, TOP RIGHT CORNER HAS DEVELOPED A SMALL CREASE AND THERE'S SCUFFS ON THE SHRINK, BUT NOTHING THAT'LL GET YOU DEPRESSED ENOUGH TO GO SEE A THERAPIST WHO SIMPLY TELL YOU TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE ANYWAY. PLENTY OF COOL ARTISTS SUCH AS RUBEN GUEVARA OF RUBEN & THE JETS, WILD MAN FISCHER, GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH. THIS WAS RHINO RECORD'S 2ND RELEASED ALBUM - RNLP -002. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE TO SHOVE THE ALBUM IN IF YOU DECIDE TO OPEN IT ABSOLUTELY FREE. 

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$24.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD WHERE I STILL SHIP.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY  "WILD MAN" FISCHER , STEVE VAI AND PLENTY OF FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?