1969 MOTHERS UNCLE MEAT WHITE LABEL PROMO CORRECTED 2LP BOOKLET SLVS FRANK ZAPPA

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD 2 LP SET WHITE LABEL PROMO - INCLUDES THE 12 PAGE BOOKLET AND ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEVES - BIZARRE RECORDS - 2MS 2024. THIS IS THE CORRECTED "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION" SONG TITLE THAT REPLACED THE "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" TITLE THAT WAS RECALLED AND WHEN SEEN BY FRANK, SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY WITH A VISIT TO THE RECORD COMPANY OFFICES. THIS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM RELEASED BY WARNER BROS. / REPRISE RECORDS AFTER FRANK GAVE VERVE RECORDS THE SHAFT. BUT JUST AS WAS THE ISSUE WITH THE VERVE RECORDS CENSORSHIP, THERE WAS "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" REPLACING THE CORRECT SONG TITLE OF "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION", BECAUSE SOME RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE THOUGHT THAT FRANK'S TITLE MIGHT CREATE IRREPARABLE HARM ON THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS. SO THIS IS THE ONE THAT WAS ISSUED WITH THE 9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION TITLE AND EVEN IT OUT AS A PROMO. HOWEVER THEY HAD ALREADY SENT OUT A BUNCH OF THE SAFE 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR TITLE PROMOS. SO THE CORRECTED POLLUTION PROMO COPY MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE RARE. BOTH RECORDS PLAY GREAT. THERE'S A FEW HAIRLINE TYPE OF SCUFFS BUT NO DEEP GROOVE SCRATCHES. SO THE RECORDS PLAY PRETTY QUIET. NO POPS. NO CLICKS. NO SKIPS. NO REPEATS. HEAVY CARDBOARD FOLD-OPEN ALBUM COVER HAS SOME LIGHT RING WEAR AND AROUND 4 OR 5 INCHES SEWAM SPLITS ON THE TOP SEAMS STARTING AT THE RECORD SLOTS. NONE ON THE BOTTOM SEAMS OR SPINE. NO FOLDS OR CREASES ON THE BOOKLET. THERE'S SOME YELLOWING SPOTS BUT IT'S 52 YEARS OLD AFTER ALL. NOW THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES DO HAVE SOME FOLDS AND CREASES. ACTUALLY ONLY ONE HAS A FOLD. ONE OF THEM HAS A FEW INCHES SEAM SPLITS IN THE CENTER OF ONE SEAM AND THE OTHER ONE HAS A FEW INCHES SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF ONE SEAM AND MAYBE AN INCH SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOTTOM SEAM. HOWEVER YOU WON'T NEED TO USE THE ORIGINALS TO STORE THE RECORDS IN EM' NO MORE AS THE RECORDS INCLUDE BRAND NEW COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF PLASTIC LINED INNER SLEEVE. THESE ARE ACTUALLY SOME PRETTY NICE RECORDS AND I'VE PROBABLY MADE THEM SOUND WORSE THAN WHAT THEY ARE. BUT THAT'S HOW I DO IT, I LISTEN TO EVERY SIDE ALL THE WAY THEN DESCRIBE WHAT I HEAR AND SEE. NO NEAR MINT OR VG+ RECORDS THAT WILL SHOW UP LOOKING LIKE A HERD OF BUFFALO PLAYED A GAME ON HOCKEY ONN THEM AS IS OFTEN NTHE CASE AROUND HERE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE SONG TITLES  AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD DOWN THERE. THEN BUY IT TODAY. OK LARRY? 

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON TO WAY BACK THEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY.  BUT FORTUNATELY FOR YOU BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT . 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?