1967 MOTHERS OF INVENTION -SWEDEN- BIG LEG EMMA 7" VERVE 45 PICTURE SLEEVE ZAPPA

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1967 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - WHY DON'T YOU DO ME RIGHT / BIG LEG EMMA - RARE 'N EXCITING ORIGINAL SWEDISH VERVE RECORDS SINGLE THAT WAS RELEASED IN A WRAP AROUND PICTURE SLEEVE - VERVE RECORDS VK 58303 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS

"THE PRESENT DAY DYER REFUSES TO COMPOSE" - REV. A. WEST IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE.

THE RECORD SOUNDS AND LOOKS GREAT. BASICALLY SOUNDING PERFECT EXCEPT A FEW SECONDS OF SURFACE NOISE AT THE END OF "WHY DON'T YOU DO ME RIGHT", WHERE THERE'S SOME SMALL SCUFFS. LABELS LOOK REALLY NICE AND THE CENTER IS STILL INTACT. THE WRAP AROUND PICTURE SLEEVE HAS SOME YELLOWING. HOWEVER YOU WON'T NEED TO WRAP IT AROUND THE SINGLE AGAIN, BECAUSE A HIGH QUALITY PLASTIC LINED COLLECTOR'S SLEEVE IS INCLUDED. BUT WAIT,  THERE'S MORE.... BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA RELATED. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SAT ON TOILETS OR SOMETHING?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

HERE'S THE DEAL ABOUT INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: I DON'T USE THE GLOBAL SHIPPING PROGRAM AND FILL THE CUSTOMS FORMS OUT MYSELF. SO PERHAPS THE GOVERNMENT, KING, QUEEN, TYRANT, STRONGMAN, OLIGARCH OR DICTATOR IN YOUR COUNTRY WON'T TRY TO SQUEEZE ANY IMPORT FEES OR TAXES OUT OF YOUR BEHIND, THAT IF YOU DO NOT PAY, A BUNCH OF GUYS WEARING TRENCH COATS AND SUNGLASSES WOULD SHOW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, TO DRAG YOU AWAY SCREAMING FOR A RIDE ON THE IRON SAUSAGE. 

$14.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR SHIPPING TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH.

$18.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANYWHERE ELSE.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?