ZAPPA DIE FRANK ZAPPA STORY LP GERMAN ONLY VERVE LABEL

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DOLF HARTMANN PRASENTIERT - DIE FRANK ZAPPA STORY - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - EARLY MOTHERS OF INVENTION COMPILATION - MANUFACTURED AND RELEASED ONLY IN GERMANY - COMES WITH AN ULTRA COOL GATEFOLD COVER AND PRESSED ON THE VERVE SILVER AND BLACK LABEL - VERVE - 2304-161.

THIS IS ONE OF THE COOLEST MOTHERS OF INVENTION COMPILATIONS THAT WAS EVER RELEASED AND CERTAINLY ONE OF THE RAREST. MADE IN GERMANY ONLY BY MGM RECORDS AND PRESSED ON THE VERVE RECORDS LABEL. THE GATEFOLD COVER IS ALSO UNIQUE AND WAS ONLY MADE FOR THIS RELEASE. IF YOU'RE A ZAPPA COLLECTOR WITHOUT THIS ONE IN YOUR STASH YOU'D BETTER SELL YOUR HOUSE, DOG OR BETTER YET YOUR WIFE TO GET IT, YOU'LL BE THRILLED THAT YOU DID.

THE FRONT AND THE BACK COVER ARE LAMINATED, LIGHT WEAR ON THE FRON WITH A FEW TINY BENDS IN SOME OF THE CORNERS, THE LAMINATION IS ALL STILL THERE. THE BACK COVER HAS A RECORD INDENTION AND SOME LIGHT RING WEAR AS A RESULT THAT CAN MOSTLY BE SEEN NEAR THE TOP, IT'S STILL VERY GLOSSY WITH A COOL PHOTO OF FRANK WITH HIS GUITAR THAT YOU WON'T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE. [ SEE PHOTO ]. THE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD COVER HAS A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE BUT NO RING WEAR. THERE'S A TINY BIT OF WEAR IN THE VERY CENTER ON THE BOTTOM SEAM BUT IT HASN'T SPLIT YET. THE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD ALSO FEATURES A PHOTO OF FRANK WITH HIS GUITAR THAT YOU WON'T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE AS WLL AS WHAT LOOKS AND I'M SURE IS A LONG BIO OF FRANK ZAPPA WRITTEN BY DOLF HARTMANN, UNFORTUNANTLY UNLESS YOU CAN READ GERMAN YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO READ IT BUT WHAT THE HEY. I'M SURE THAT YOU CAN FIND A GERMAN ZAPPA FREAK THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PROVIDE A TRANSLATION, A LOT OF THEM COME FROM OVER THERE. 

THE RECORD IS IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION, IF YOU STICK IT UNDER A BRIGHT LIGHT BULB YOU MIGHT FIND A LIGHT SURFACE MARK ON SIDE 1 IF YOU LOOK LONG ENOUGH,PERHAPS YOU'LL EVEN SEE A SUPER LIGHT SURFACE MARK NEAR THE TRAIL OFF ON SIDE TWO. BASICALLY YOU'LL LOVE THIS RECORD AND WILL BE HAPPIER THAN TERRY BOZZIO AT AN ANGEL CONCERT IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET IT. THE RECORD COMES INSIDE OF A V.R.P. COLLECTORS INNER SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC PUTER SLEEVE OF COURSE.

SIDE 1 CONTAINS: THE RETURN OF THE SON OF MONSTER MAGNET [ UNFINISHED BALLET IN TWO TABLEAUX ], PLASTIC PEOPLE, CALL ANY VEGETABLE, BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT.

SIDE 2 CONTAINS:  NASAL RETENTIVE CALIOPE MUSIC, HARRY, YOU'RE A BEAST, WHAT'S THE UGLIEST PART OF YOUR BODY?, FLOWER PUNK, HOT POOP, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF WHEN YOU DANCE, WHAT'S THE UGLIEST PART OF YOUR BODY? [ REPRISE ], MOTHER PEOPLE, THE CROME PLATED MEGAPHONE OF DESTINY.

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PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF AUCTION END. IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN'T GET THE PAYMENT TO ME WITHIN THAT TIME FRAME GO BUY SOME BARRY MANILOW LPS FROM SOMEONE ELSE. THEY'LL BE HAPPY TO GET RID OF THEM AND PROBABLY WON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO PAY.

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HELLO THERE FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS. IT'S YOUR OLD BUDDY THE REV. A. WEST HERE WITH A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YA'. LET'S BE HONEST FELLAS, ARE YOU SICK N' TIRED OF FLOGGING YOUR DONG WHILE LISTENING TO THAT SAME OLE' MISSIONARY POSITION TYPE OF MUSIC? WANNA FLOG YOUR DONG WHILE LISTENING TO SOME BETTER STUFF?  ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DREAM ABOUT A HOT YOUNG MUFFIN ALL TIED UP WITH HER ROSETTA REMOVED LEAVING HER VIRTUALLY STARK RAVIN' NUDE N' JUST WAITIN' FOR YOU TO EAT HER? WELL MY SON, JUST TAKE YOUR BIG BEHIND RIGHT UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE TO SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND PART TIME E-BAY STORE. GWINE ON IN THERE N' GET A LITTLE ONYA. ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN MY SON, AS LONG AS YOU PAY THAT IS. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?