TORNADOES ORIGINAL 1964 JOSIE LABEL LP FRANK ZAPPA ENGINEERED 8 SONGS MOON DAWG

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MARCH 1964 - THE TORNADOES - BUSTIN' SURFBOARDS - THIS IS THE ULTRA RARE ORIGINAL JOISE RECORDS 12" VINYL RECORD ALBUM RELEASED IN 1964 NOT SOME RE-ISSUE - FRANK ZAPPA ENGINEERED 8 SONGS ON THIS LP WHICH ARE; " MALAGUENA " - " THE TORNADO " - " BUMBLE BEE STOMP " - " MOON DAWG " - " VAQUERO " - " SHOOTIN' BEAVERS " - " JOHNNY B. GOODE " - " THE INEBRIATED SURFER " - THIS ORIGINAL 48 YEAR OLD RECORD ON THE ORIGINAL LABEL IS PRETTY RARE, AND BESIDES THE FRANK ZAPPA INVOLVEMENT WOULD BE OF INTREST TO SURF RECORD COLLECTORS - BY THE WAY THIS IS A VINYL RECORD LP AND WOULD CREATE INTENSE LAUGHTER FROM YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, CO-WORKERS AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO JUST MIGHTA' BEEN HANGING AROUND WATCHING SOME OAF TRY N' CRAM THIS LP INTO A CD PLAYER - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL ALBUM COVER OF COURSE - READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE - JOSIE RECORS LABEL - 4005 - SEE THE PHOTOS WHICH ARE NOW LOCATED NEAR THE TOP OF THE LISTINGS INSTEAD OF THE BOTTOM - , SO NOW YOU WON'T NEED TO LOOK DOWN AND PICK UP YOUR HAIR PIECE - . SO TAKE A LOOK. OK LARRY?

HELLO THERE. I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR / TOASTMAN AT THE LOVELY OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH AND REAL ESTATE SALES OFFICE IN BEAUTIFUL DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, TOWN, TOWN, TOWN, POOTER'S HOLE, MARYLAND. . NOW RECENTLY WE HAD MANY MALE MEMBERS OF OUR FLOCK INFORM ME THAT THEIR WIVES, GIRLFRINDS AND / OR MISTRESSES HAD INFORMED THEM THAT IF THEY WERE TO PURCHASE SIMPLY ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD THEIR BALLS WOULD GET STUCK IN A VICE. I DON'T WHAT IT IS, PERHAPS A DISTRUBING NEW TREND IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. TO WHICH MY REPLY HAD BEEN, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT MY SON, BUT SINCE YOU DO LIKE FRANK ZAPPA WHY NOT VISIT MY EBAY STORE?: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. PLENTY OF RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS ARE SIMPLY COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST IN THERE. BESIDES, I MEAN HOW BAD CAN GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN VICE REALLY BE? YOU MIGHT EVEN ENJOY IT AND YOU'RE A GROWN MAN AND CAN HANDLE A LITTLE DISCOMFORT. RIGHT LARRY?

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SIDE ONE CONTAINS: BUSTIN' SURFBOARDS - MALAGUENA - SUMMERTIME - THE TORNADO - THE GREMMIE - BUMBLE BEE STOMP.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: MOON DAWG - VACQUERO - OLD SHEP - SHOOTIN' BEAVERS - JOHNNY B. GOODE - THE INEBRIATED SURFER. 

THE ORIGINAL 1964 CARDBOARD CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME WEAR. NOT REALLY RING WEAR BUT SOME YELLOWING AND WEAR ON THE WHITE AREA ON THE BACK, NOT TOO WEAR ON THE FRONT AND SOME EDGE WEAR. THERE'S ABOUT A 3 OR 4 INCH SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOTTOM SEAM AND JERRY YOUNG DECIDED TO WRITE HIS NAME WITH A RED MARKER ON THE BACK COVER. THERE ALSO A SMALL RED STAR BUT I THINK THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRINTED BACK THERE. JUST SEE THE PHOTOS WHICH CAN BE ENLARGED.

NOW BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAYED PRETTY NICE, MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED OF A 48 YEAR OLD WHEN I PLAYED THEM ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP EVEN BEFORE THE PRE-AMP. . A LITTLE SURFACE NOISE IN PLACES, BUT NOT AT ALL CONSTANT AND ABELOUTELY NO CLICKS OR SKIPS. STILL A VERY ENJOYABLE ALBUM TO HEAR AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS. WHEN I MOVED BOTH BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS THERE IS SOME LIGHT SCUFFS / SURFACE MARKS ON SIDE ONE, LIGHT AND SMALL. ON SIDE TWO THERE'S ONE SURFACE MARK THAT CAN EASILY BE SEEN AND OF COURSE SOME LIGHTER SCUFFS / SURFACE MARKS. HOWEVER LIKE I SAID THERE'S NO CLICKS OR SKIPS AND A LOT LESS SURFACE NOISE THAN YOU'D EXPECT FROM A 48 YEAR OLD SURF RECORD. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE WITH NOTHING PRINTED ON IT AND HAD YELLOWING AND SEAM SPLITS, SO IT HAS NOW BEEN REPLACED WITH A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

JUST PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU WIN OR PURCHASE IT. THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " WHILE VISITING YOUR AMAZING E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, INSIDE OF WHICH IS PRETTY TIGHT DUE TO A BUNCH OF  FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS BEING ALL CRAMMED UP IN THERE, I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUY-IT-NOW BUTTON WITH MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS ", " LAST NIGHT JESUS SUDDENLY APPEARED AND TOLD ME THAT IF I PAY AND LISTEN TO THAT FRANK ZAPPA RELATED RECORD, THE POSSIBILITY JUST MIGHT EXIST THAT I COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS ", " I TRUSTED REV. A. WEST AND AFTER MY WIFE HAD TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED RECORD, I WENT AHEAD ANYWAY AND PURCHASED ONE. HOWEVER UNLIKE WHAT THE REV. HAD SAID IN ONE OF HIS LISTINGS WHEN SHE STUCK EM' IN THERE I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES WERE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE ON CERTAIN ITEMS, BUT ONLY TO CERTAIN PEOPLE. SO IN GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM SET FORTH BY MANY OTHERS AND ALSO TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS A BIG TIME SELLER, THE KIND THAT JUST LOVES TO MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A GREAT BIG HASSEL, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING  REQUIREMENTS: PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOMEBODY ELSE.. PAY FOR THOSE ITEMS. ARE NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND PROMISE TO SHALL NEVER BECOME IN THE FUTCHUM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: JACK O' LOAF NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED LARRY'S MOTHER  THE MANAGER OF OSAMA'S BARBEQUE PIT THAT FIRED ME A LONG TIME AGO SAYING THAT I WAS A FAT LAZY OAF.. .

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT SO CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE G.T.O.'S , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WERN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, TIM BUCKLEY,  BLUE CHEER WITH TGE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMLY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH, JETHRO TULL, BLODWIN PIG, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, NECTAR, SPOOKY TOOTH AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS FRESH N' HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?