TEACHES OF PEACHES DBL GATEFOLD ALBUM VINYL SLUT XXX
  $   121

 


$ 121 Sold For
Mar 4, 2008 Sold Date
Feb 26, 2008 Start Date
$   10 Start price
15   Number Of Bids
  USA Country Of Seller
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TEACHES WITH PEACHES IS A CHARMING LITTLE MUSICAL OFFERING BY A SKANKY SLUT FROM CANADA. SHE RAPS/WHINES/SINGS ABOUT HER PUSSY ANS WHAT SHE CAN DO WITH IT! IF YOU ARE A DJ WHO WANTS TO ROCK TH MUTHA EFFIN PARTY OUT, OR A FAN WITH A VINYL FETISH, OR A PERVERT WHO LIKES HEARING GIRLS DEBASE THEMSELVES THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU: INFECTIOUS ELECTRO GROOVES, BEATS FROM THE 1980'S PORNAGRAPHIC RHYMES, CAmMEL TOE AND A CRACK LIKE ADDICTIVENESS. VINYLS VG+ SLEEVE IS EVEN BETTER! GATE FOLD OPENS UP INTO AN AWESOME PICTURE OF THESE TWO SLUTS WEARING SPANDEX OUTFITS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL THEYRE SO SEXY! OY VEY! HERE IS THE STORY: I AM NOT A RECORD STORE, IM NOT A RECORD DEALER, I AM NOT REALLY EVEN A RECORD COLLECTOR, IM MORE OF A RECORD ACCUMULATOR! I HAVE BEEN ACCUMULATING VINYL FOR ABOUT 30 YEARS. I HAVE PURGED MY COLLECTION 3 TIMES. FIRST TIME WAS IN 1984 WHEN I REALIZED HARDCORE WAS DEAD. THE SECOND TIME WAS IN 1986 WHEN I WENT AWAY TO COLLEGE, AND THE THIRD TIME WAS ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO WHEN FRIENDS OF MINE OPENED SHRINE MUSIC, A USED RECORD STORE IN NYC'S EAST VILLAGE. EACH TIME A REGRETTED IT AFTERWARDS AND VOWED TO NEVER DO IT AGAIN. NOW MY GF IS PREGNANT AND I NEED TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE BABY. GOODBYE DUSTY RECORDS! MY PROFOUND LOSS IS YOUR GAIN! PLEASE BID HIGH BECAUSE I NEED TO BABY PROOF MY APARTMENT AND IT IS EXPENSIVE. PLEASE REMEMBER I AM A MUSIC LOVER SELLING HIS RECORD COLLECTION NOT A HEARTLESS RECORD DEALER PROFITING FROM OTHERS UNCONTROLLABLE PASSION. I WILL BE SELLING OFF ABOUT 5 RECORDS A DAY, UNTIL I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. SO STAY TUNED AND ASK ANY STUPID QUESTIONS YOU CAN THINK OF, I PROMISE I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER.


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