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Cast

 The Players

Anthony Asbury (as: Pope John Paul, John McEnroe)

Chris Barrie (as: Ronald Reagan, Neil Kinnock, David Owen, David Coleman, Brian Walden, John Cole, Prince Charles, Prince Andrew, Sir John Gielgud, and, Henry Cooper)

Harry Enfield (as: David Steel 1, Leon Brittain, Ronnie Hazelhurst, Juan Carlos of Spain, Frank Bruno)

Alistair Fullarton (as: David Steel 2)

Jon Glover (as: George Younger, Botha, Bernard Levin, Melvyn Bragg, Ian McCaskill, Prince Philip, Oliver Reed, Steve Davis)

Louise Gold (as: HM Queen Elizabeth II 1, Princess Diana 1, Tatum O’Neil, and, Nancy Reagan)

Jessica Martin (as: HM Queen Elizabeth II 2, and, Princess Diana 2)

Steve Nallon (as: Margaret Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, and, Princess Margaret)

Jan Ravens (as: Mary Whithouse, and, Princess Diana 3)

Enn Reitel (as: “Sir” Donald Sinden, and, Leonard Nimoy)

John Sessions (as: Casper Weinberger, Jonathan Miller, Peter O’Toole, and, Pete Townsend)

Uncredited

Steve Brown (possibly on it)

Michael Fenton Stevens

Philip Pope

Kate Robbins

Production Team

 Album Producer - Geoffrey Perkins at the Basement Studios

Engineer - Rowan Laxton

Produced for television by  - John Lloyd

Directed by - Peter Harris, Philip Casson, Bob Cousins, John Stroud, Gordon Elsbury, Tom Poole, and, Graham C Williams

Executive Producer - Jon Blair

Original Sound Recorded by - Phil Sellman, John Picken, and, John Clements

Original Sound Post production by - Bill Todd, Peter Rubery, Jim Tellow, and John Catlow

Writers - Geoffrey Atkinson, Peter Brewis, Christopher Burman, John Docherty, Rob Grant, Ian Hislop, Moray Hunter, John Lloyd, Peter Keeper, David Kind, Doug Naylor, Nick Newman, Philip Pope, Nigel Purton, David Slade, Andrea Solomons, Keith Strachen, and, Frank Walsh

Track Listing

1. Spitting Image Signature Tune (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Instrumental

2. Ronnie And Maggie Goodbye (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher (Chris Barrie, and, Steve Nallon)

3. Royal Singalong (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Queen Elizabeth II, Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Princess Diana, Princes Margaret, and, Prince Andrew (Chris Barrie, Jon Glover, Steve Nallon and one or more out of: Louise Gold, Jessica Martin, and, Jan Ravens)

4. Weather forecast (by Ian Hislop, and, Nick Newman) - Ian McCaskill (Jon Glover)

5. Coleman Peaks (by Moray Hunter and John Docherty) - David Coleman (Chris Barrie)

6. We’ve Got Beards (ZZ Top) (Music by Philip Pope, Lyrics by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - (Michael Fenton Stevens, Philip Pope, and possibly Steve Brown)

7. Second Coming (by Peter Keeper, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Pope John Paul and Assistant (Anthony Asbury and ?)

8. Someone Famous Has Died (by Christopher Burman and Nigel Purton) - A TV Announcer (?)

9. Tea At Johnnie’s (by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Sir John Gielgud and Sir Laurence Olivier (Chris Barrie and John Sessions)

10. Trendy Kinnock (by Moray Hunter and John Docherty) - Neil Kinnock (Chris Barrie)

11. Da Do Run Ron (Music by Philip Pope, Lyrics by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - Nancy Reagan and chorus (Louise Gold and chorus)

12. Ronnie’s Birthday (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Ronald Reagan and Casper Weinberger (Chris Barrie and John Sessions)

13. One Man And His Bitch (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Ronald Reagan and Maggie Thatcher (Chris Barrie and Steve Nallon)

14. Special Relationship (by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - Casper Weinberger and George Younger (John Sessions and Jon Glover)

15. Clean Rugby Songs (by Geoff Atkinson) - Chorus and Mary Whitehouse (Chorus and Jan Ravens)

16. O’Toole’s Night Out (by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Peter O’Toole and Oliver Reed (John Sessions and Jon Glover)

17. Spock The Actor (Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Leonard Nimoy (Enn Reitel)

18. Line Of Celebrities (by Geoff Atkinson) - Queen Elizabeth II, “Sir” Donald Sinden Sir David Attenborough, Vincent Prince, Paul Daniels, Dolly Parton, Denis Norden, Dustin Hoffman, Roger Moore, Russell Hartly, David Frost and Leon Britain  (Enn Reital, various other people, and either: Louise Gold, or, Jessica Martin)

19. The Price Is Right (by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - Bruce Forsyth, Arnold Businessman, Daley Thompson, Robert Maxwell, and Leonard Murray (Various men)

20. Botha Tells The Truth (by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - Botha (Jon Glover)

21. I’ve Never Met A Nice South African (Music by Peter Brewis, Lyrics by John Lloyd) - Lead singer and chorus

22. End Announcement - Announcer

23. Andy And Fergie - Prince Andrew and Sarah Duchess of York (Chris Barrie and possibly Kate Robbins or Jessica Martin)

24. Pete Townsend Appeals (by David Kind) - Pete Townsend (John Sessions)

25. Our Generation (The Who) (Music by Philip Pope, Lyrics by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - Chorus

26.

     a. The Three Davids (by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - David Owen and David Steel (Chris Barrie and either Harry Enfield or Alistair Fullarton)

     b. Two Party System (by Moray Hunter and John Docherty) - Maggie Thatcher, Neil Kinnock and David Steel (Steve Nallon, Chris Barrie and either Harry Enfield or Alistair Fullarton)

27. Hello You Must Be Going (Phil Collins) (Music by Philip Pope, Lyrics by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman)

28. Naming The Royal Baby (by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - HM Queen Elizabeth II, Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, Princess Margaret, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Prince Andrew, and, Princess Diana (Chris Barrie, Jon Glover, Steve Nallon and one or more out of: Louise Gold, Jessica Martin, and, Jan Ravans)

29. Bruno And Ruthless (by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Frank Bruno and Henry Cooper (Harry Enfield and Chris Barrie)

30. The South Bank Show On Ronnie Hazelhurst (Music by Keith Strachen, Lyrics by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman) - Ronnie Hazel Hurst and an interviewer (Harry Endfield and someone else)

31. Bernard Manning Newsflash (by Christopher Burmam and Nigel Purton) - an announcer

32.Juan Carlos Meets The Queen (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Juan Carlos and an aide (Harry Enfield and another man)

33. The Chicken Song (The Celebrity Mega Mix) (Music by Philip Pope, Lyrics by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Michael Fenton Stevens, Kate Robbins and chorus

34. Lawson Goes Bonkers (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - Maggie Thatcher and Nigel Lawson (Steve Nallon and Jon Glover)

35. Talk Bollocks (by Moray Hunter and John Docherty) - Bernard Levin and Jonathan Miller (Jon Glover and John Sessions)

36. Snooker Names (by Geoff Atkinson) - Steve Davis and a manager (Jon Glover and others)

37. Good Old British Block (by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Prince Charles, an aide, and a cockney (Chris Barrie and others)

38. Black Moustache (Prince) (Music by Philip Pope, Lyrics by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Margaret Thatcher, Michael Parkinson, and Chorus (Steve Nallon and chorus)

39. Uranus (by Ian Hislop, Nick Newman, Rob Grant, and, Doug Naylor) - an announcer

40. Dennis Thatcher’s Pacemaker (by David Slade and Frank Walsh) - Maggie Thatcher and Denis Thatcher (Steve Nallon and another man)

41. John and Tatum: The Young Marrieds (by Andrea Solomons) - John McEnroe and Tatum O’Neil (Anthony Asbury and Louise Gold)

42. We’re Scared of Bob (Music by Philip Pope, Lyrics by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor) - Chorus

43. Trooping The Colour (by Moray Hunter and John Docherty) - Prince Philip and HM Queen Elizabeth II (Jon Glover and either Louise Gold or possibly Jan Ravens)

44. Night Thoughts  - Donald Sinden (Enn Reital)

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