SEX PISTOLS JAPANESE MISPRESS Silly Thing 7”/Punk/Jap

	£		44
	$		58

SUNSETONTHE MOON "This World Wasn't Meant To Be Sensible"


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Here it is finally after much trawling and Punkey-Ocean searching me land-lubbers-&-lovers of all thingies Pee-You-Enn-Kay...!

The SEX PISTOLS on 7-Inched (or 18 centimetres..."ooh look Doris he's just gone all metrically-insane..!") MISPRESSED JAPANESE Punkey Vinyl (courtesy of the Japanese NIPPON/COLUMBIA records) with their 'must-havey-and-must-havey-nowey' offering of their release that goes by the name of ‘SILLY THING/SOMETHING ELSE’...complete with a mind-blowing MISPRESSED double-sided glossy picture-sleeve inner 7” X 7” insert with all the lyrics upon to both songs and in its PAPER Nippon Columbia Company Bagged Sleeve too!

Yes indeedy you frothing-at-the-mouth-e-baying-pack you (RAR…Oooh I am scared..!!!)…this is nothing more than a mind-blowing, blind-mowing, right-down and frankly down-right SEX PISTOLS-mongous auction on seven incherized vinyl that's pure-punkified Lustfully-Fulfilling Drastique-Plastique with a dash of Mystique so come take a Pique (...someone shoot him - and quique..!!)

What you have here (…>>>…OVER HERE…!!!) that’s better...pay a-10-shun will you…is an 28 YEAR OLD

Sexey Pistolleroed single release of their Mispressed two-tracking 7 Inch called ‘SILLY THING’...!

Yes that's righty...It is here and none other than the above offering from those purveyors of all things Punk and past/passed with those aural paving-slabs of Punk-a-Rama-Ding-a-Dongness..."If you can live without this Punkoid collectible then you're a better woman than me", said my wife (incidentally she was right, uncharacteristically, on both counts - but not on third count, shortly to come, of justifiable homicide...!).

Also, if the feeling takes you by surprise, please then by all accounts take your taken-by-surprised-self off and toddle-along in a child-like skipping manner and nosily check out my OTHER SEX PISTOLS (French, German, American. and Japanese 7 Inchers!) AUCTIONS I HAVE OUT RIGHTEY-BOUTEY NOW(…Beep-Beep! - Watch the cars will you? - Punk kids with those Bondage Straps crossing tut' bizzey-roads eh..!).

A dreemily-extreemerly rare copy, overtly so, of their ‘SILLY THING’ 7-Incher that-you-must-clincher-from-Mr-Lyncher and it comes to you as a 2-tracking-of-Sex Pistols-lovely-lummified-jubbley-mess-ness..!!!

...so welcome to the church of punk salvation my heathen-out-of-breath-brethren....do come inside my Punk Rock Flock....and listen to psalm-widges like these...

SIDE A

(1) ’SILLY THING’  (2:52)

SIDE B

(2) ‘SOMETHING ELSE’  (2:10)

..It comes to you as a classic JAPANESE Nippon-Columbia labelled pressing all the way from…

JAPAN in 1979 with its colour GLOSSY 7” x 7” PICTURE SLEEVE INNER with the words to both songs upon and a front cover photo of the Pistols…!

…and it comes to you from 28 years ago as a one-off…

MISPRESSED INNER SLEEVE INSERT with…

THE LEAD VOCAL OF SILLY THING CREDITED TO PAUL COOK…!

…and not content with that classic PUNK error they have gone and MISPELT IT TOO……AS…

PAUL COCK……(ooops! – I kid you not..!!!!!)

….bringing back the famous radio-interview quote by Paul of…”It’s Paul Cook you stupid cow!”…yes those Japanese have a sense of humour too aswell as producing superior quality vinyl aswell…!!!
They did credit Sid Vicious as singing ‘Something Else’ (and not Elton John by way the way!!!!)….!

..It also states on the label that the LEAD VOCAL IS ‘PAUL COOK’ – whereas we all know it’s STEVE JONES really.

And it has a ton of JAPANESE writing all over the sleeve and label too and totally different layout and design to any other release by the Pistols around the world in Punk history…and to top it all it has a totally JAPANESE catalogue number too of ’YK-122-AX’..!

…a Sex Pistols classic from the halcyon days when it ‘all kicked off like’…Punk-Rock just got Sexier…!

...a triffic Punkorific awesome pressing indeed and those songs sum up a great time and era of life way back in Punkey-history.
Do you want this? - Is the Pope catholic, or alcoholic? You betcha...!
So get on your Punkey-moped and barge all the other wanna-be-owners of this soon-to-be yours, beejeebuss Punkey 7 Incher from SEX PISTOLS of their JAPANESE ‘SILLY THING' circular miasmically, seismic and downright outerstellarized offering that will soon be punkily pogoing (boing-boing-boing) into your eBay anti-social cheese-havened-mousehole in a mere 10-daze... !!!
...Life without this would be sad, lonely and desolate..like an endless unhappey black circleball rolling around inside of a giant white square....(it's my fourth Metaphor this auction!).
...contemplate it not, like going into politicks or bungee jumping with no legs..it's just not to be done and you know it...gather this morsel of earthe unto ye...your sole savage breaste beates so verrye strong my friends for this eternale longinge and soul-merging of alle that you ever helde so deare...oceans-deep darque and hidden from alle...insyde of you...(...Crikey-mate it's onlee a Poink record...!?!?!?!).


This punkey-wunkey 7 Inch was pressed up in JAPAN on the ’Nippon Columbia’ Records Label and comes to you the Punk-Rock collectophile with the UNIQUE Catalogue Number of 'YK-122-AX'.

The Pogoic frenzied condition of the actual punkily-covered 'Sleeve/Inner' is graded as 'Near Mint' - Awesome total condition with just the minutest of handling signs - considering this is a 28 year-old Inner and paper sleeve you will NEVER GET A BETTER copy –that’s a money-back guarantee..!!!– not that you will of course!) and very muchly looked after in my record box from when I bought it in 1979 methinkumms...! (the company bag has some slight rubbing signs on the white paper from the Inner but it is very minimal and hardly seen as it’s the reverse!)– and here’s the utterly pointless bit now! – no bends, no folds, no rips, no tears, no problems with that then...!!!

The Pogoic frenzied condition of the actual punkily-grooved 'Vinyl' is graded as 'Excellent+/Near Mint' - Stormingly immense condition with just the faintest of surface noise at the starts and at the ends...No Pops, No Scratches, No Jumps…and this 7" plays effortlessly, so effortlessly I have found itself putting itself on the deck itself & I've not even known a thing about it...!

...and is thee most superb Sex Pistols auction out right now (biased - ? – who schizophrentically unchallenged me...Hey! I think he means 'US'..! Oh yeah!).
This JAPANESE 1979 PRESSING ‘SILLY THING’ you 'won’t-wanna-sharity-rarity' will rightfully attract mucho interest, like an offshore bank account or a naked supermodel trapped in your very own imaginary locked-phonebox, as there are only a few left in this world – in this condition .....!!!!

So be the Punkey-ONE whose just Punkily-WON this Punkey-ONE in 10 Days time...!!
...now go and be a good socially-horizontally-aspiring individual and get on that clickey-fingered-mouse-type-thingy-that’s always getting clogged up with dust ‘n’ dirt and never quite works properly to secure this gem as you’ll never see another (even if you don’t close your eyes).
...and be the lucky-one to nabbey-nabb this unique ‘SILLY THING’ in the next 10 days, or failing that I WILL end the auction early if you offer me say the auction bid-price…to the power of 9003 or a picture of Jane Seymour in the nudd.

It’s the most excellent auction on Sex Pistols and Frankly Mr Shankley if you were to miss out on this ‘SILLY THING’ 1979 and twenty-eight years of age JAPAN-KNEES-UPPED PRESSING (on the Japanese Nippon Columbia Records Label) Punk-Final-Vinyl you’ll end up feeling somewhat...Pistol-Over….and it will be, literally, saying ‘SAYONARA PUNK’ to you in 10 days time….!





7 Inch Postage Payment Methods Postage Details ~Amount~ U.K. Europe U.S.A/World 1    7" £0.99p £1.49p £1.99p 2    7" £1.79p £2.29p £2.89p 3    7" £1.99p £2.49p £3.49p 4    7" £2.39p £2.99p £3.99p 5    7" £2.79p £3.49p £4.49p 6    7" £3.19p £3.99p £4.99p 7    7" £3.59p £4.49p £5.99p 8    7" £3.89p £4.99p £6.49p 9    7" £4.29p £5.49p £6.99p 10   7" £4.59p £5.99p £7.49p *
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