KAY MARTIN & HER BODY GUARDS … I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS FOR

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KAY MARTIN & HER BODY GUARDS

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I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS - but I don't know how to wrap it!

… Fax Records fax-lp 1005 … 1962 issue …

Review from CaptainOT………..thanks…

Songs:

1.) Hang Your Balls On The Xmas Tree ..

Grandma brings some popcorn balls for Kay and the boys to hang... double entendres ensue, all accompanied by an enthusiastic Salvation Army reject.

2.) I Want A Casting Couch For Christmas.. This is a clever Christmas song, sung to perfection by Kay. You can hear the wisdom in her voice when she sings "I don't wanna be a slouch on anybody's casting couch"!

3.) Come On Santa, Let's Have A Ball.. This song only last one minute and nine seconds. After hearing it, I bet you'll never forget it for as long as you live! ...

4.) The Night Before Christmas Binge.. Bill Elliott (the wacky second banana to Jess Hotchkiss who also plays the accordion) sings this as an inebriated drunk. Ha ha.

5.) Santa's Doing The Horizontal Twist.. Okay... Kay sings that a "fat man" came a calling on Christmas Eve and they... ahem... wanted to try the latest "dance"... wink wink. The writers from "Three's Company" could only dream these double entendres!

6.) Santa's Going To Be Late Tonight.. Kay does her best "Continental" impersonation - or a possible nod to word jazz poetry - trying to explain why Santa's missing some stops on Christmas Eve - the lucky son of a gun!

7.) The Girls Were All Happy.. Yet another take on "The Night Before Christmas". This one explains how Santa visited several women at once on Christmas... after all, Santa does get around on Christmas Eve!

8.) I Know What You Want For Christmas.. The naughty clever title track - possibly the best song on the album. Kay sings it sly, sets it up beautifully, and the punch line that's delivered at the end of the song caps it all off perfectly (nice choice of breed too!).

9.) A Funtastic Panorama Of On-Stage Humor.. This track is the entire side two, taped live on stage (around 16 minutes long). It features a bevy of dittys, dirty jokes, double entendres, some homophobic jokes, and plenty of Kay's naughty songs. …

…Cover is VG+……..record is VG+,a few clicks………

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