FRANK ZAPPA SIDE 1 OF CRUSH ALL BOXES LP ALTERNATE TAKES + JIMMY CARL BLACK DEMO

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1987 - FRANK ZAPPA - CRUSH ALL BOXES - 12" VINYL RECORDS LP - SIDE 1 HAS A DIFFERENT VERSION OF "FINE GIRL", A 1980 REHEARSAL OF "PICK ME I'M CLEAN", THERE ARE NO VOCALS ON "TEENAGE WIND" AND HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND", "DRAFTED AGAIN" IS AN ALTERNATE TAKE AND THE LAST SONG "FALLING IN LOVE IS A STUPID HABIT" IS ZAPPA ON PIANO AND VOCALS TRYING TO TEACH THIS UNRELEASED SONG TO JIMMY CARL BLACK . IT'S A REALLY COOL SONG AND I THINK THAT THE ORIGINAL SOURCE FOR ALL OF THESE SONGS WAS JIMMY CARL BLACK, WHO RETURNED TO DO SOME VOCALS ON WHAT WOULD LATER BE RELEASED AS THE TINSELTOWN REBELLION ALBUM. SIDE 2  HAS AN OUTTAKE OF "TEENAGE WIND" WITH JIMMY CARL BLACK ON IT INSTEAD OF BOB HARRIS AND THE ENTIRE SIDE 1 OF THE UNRELEASED CRUSH ALL BOXES LP.- NIFTY 'TUFF & BITCHEN RECORDS - 8608 - THIS RECORD HAD BEEN INCLUDED IN THE 10 LP MYSTERY BOX AND THIS IS ONE OF THE INDIVIDUALLY RELEASED LPS - INCLUDES THE WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET WITH THE MYSTERY BOX CRUSH ALL BOXES #8 ART WORK PAPER GLUED ON ONE SIDE. THE OTHER SIDE HAS A PAPER COPY OF A CRUSH ALL BOXES ALBUM COVER ART GLUED ON IT. ALSO INCLUDED IS A  NIFTY RECORD INFORMATION SHEET. BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD LOOK AND PLAY GREAT. A BEAUTIFUL LOOKING RECORD. NO SCRATCHES. A COUPLE ULTRA LIGHT SCUFFS ON SIDE 1, DON'T SEE ANY OF SIDE 2. YOU'LL BE OVERWHELMED WITH JOY TO GET IT. COVER IS COOL, NO SEAM SPLITS. THE RECORD COMES IN A NICE HIGH QUALITY COLLECTORS TYPE OF ANTI-STATIC PLASTIC LINED INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...,THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?  

WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, THEY ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS REALLY GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE FINDS MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?  

SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: FINE GIRL - PICK ME, I'M CLEAN - TEENAGE WIND - HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND - BAMBOOZLED BY LOVE - DRAFTED AGAIN - FALLING IN LOVE IS A STUPID HABIT. 

SIDE 2 OOZES OUT: TEENAGE WIND - DOREEN - FINE GIRL - EASY MEAT - GOBLIN GIRL.  

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YEZ ARE LOOKING FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT, SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER ,STEVE VAI  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR, THE TUBES, PETER GABRIEL, GENESIS AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?