FRANK ZAPPA / MOTHERS UNCLE MEAT BEAUTIFUL ORIGINAL MIX 2 LP NOT CRAPPY REMASTER

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ORIGINALLY RELEASED ON APRIL 2ND 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD - 2 LP SET - EARLY 70'S U.S.A. REPRISE RECORDS PRESSING - THE RECORDS ARE IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION - DID YEZ KNOW THAT FRANK FIRST REMASTERED UNCLE MEAT IN THE MID 80'S TO RELEASE AS PART OF THE OLD MASTERS BOX SET? EVER SINCE THEN ALL OF THE CDS AND VINYL RECORDS RELEASED HAVE BEEN REMASTERED VERSIONS THAT SOME GEEZERS THINK ARE CRAPPY. YEAH, HE REMASTERED IT AGAIN IN THE 90'S, AND I'VE LOST TRACK OF ALL THE DIFFERENT REMASTERED VERSIONS. SO WHY SPEND $40 FOR ONE OF THOSE RECENT VINYL REISSUES, WHEN YEZ CAN BUY THE ORIGINAL MIX IN EXCELLENT COPIES RIGHT HERE? OK, OK, OLD MAN GEPPETTO CROAKED, I GOT STUCK WITH PINOCCHIO AND NOW HE NEEDS A NOSE JOB. BUT IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION, YOU GET A NICE ORIGINAL MIX ALBUM AND LITTLE PINOCCHIO GETS HIS NOSE REDUCTION - REPRISE RECORDS STEAMBOAT LABEL - 2MS 2024 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD - OK LARRY?

WHEN YOU BUY CAR INSURANCE, YOU BUY IT FROM SOME COMPANY THAT SPENDS MILLIONS ON STUPID TV COMMERCIALS, IT'S WHAT YEZ DO. WHEN YOU BUY FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED STUFF, YOU BUY IT FROM REV. A. WEST, BECAUSE YEZ HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

REV. A. WEST, BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCHMUCKS.

THIS IS THE 3RD PRESSING FROM THE EARLY 70'S AND WAS ISSUED WITHOUT A BOOKLET. BUT YOU'LL LIVE THRU IT, MUCH BETTER THAN BUYING A RECENT REISSUE OR A BIZARRE RECORDS BLUE LABEL THAT SOME CAT HAD USED FOR A SCRATCHING POST

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT . 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN:MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .

THE HEAVY CARDBOARD HAS SOME PRETTY LIGHT PARTIAL RING WEAR. YEZ MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SEE IT IN THE PHOTOS, BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO'S INTERESTED IN THIS ALBUM IS MOST LIKELY A GEEZER WITH BAD EYSIGHT. BUT TRUST ME, THERE'S SOME THERE, OR SIMPLY ASK ONE OF YOUR GRAND KIDS TO LOOK AT IT FOR YEZ. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING.

I PLAYED ALL 4 SIDES ALL THE WAY THRU ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE. YEAH, JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE TO LISTEN TO UNCLE MEAT FOR THE 1004RD TIME. THE ORIGINAL IS STILL A LOT BETTER THAN THOSE CRAPPY REMASTERED JOBS, BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M A GEEZER WHO STILL THINKS THAT VINYL SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE DIGITAL CRUD. IN ANY CASE, ALL SIDES SOUNDED GREAT, PERFECT WHEN I PUT ON SOME READING GLASSES AND MOVED THE RECORDS 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES. I DIDN'T NOTICE ANY SCUFFS EITHER ALTHOUGH THERE MUST BE SOME LURKING SOMEWHERE. I NOTICED ONE FAINT SPINDLE MARK NEAR THE CENTER HOLE ON NE OF THE LABELS. HEY, THIS ALBUM REALLY IS 40+ YEARS OLD. I'D PUT IT AS THE 1972 RELEASE, NOT THE MID 70'S AND I'VE SEEN ENOUGH UNCLE MEAT TO LAST 1000 LIFETIMES. THE ORIGINAL WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVES ARE INCLUDED. NOT PICTURED, BUT THEY HAVE THE REQUIRED YELLOWING AND SPITENAS. . THE RECORDS COME IN HIGH QUALITY COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES THAT I'M PROVIDING DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, AND IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I JUST MIGHT INCLUDE A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. OK LARRY?   

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?