FRANK ZAPPA LIMITED INTERVIEW 12" PICTURE DISC UK FENDER STRATOCASTER BEEFHEART

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FRANK ZAPPA - LIMITED EDITION 12" INTERVIEW PICTURE DISC - - INCLUDES THE CARDBOARD JACKET - MADE IN ENGLAND - BAK 2019 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS THAT ARE NOW BEING PLACED NEAR THE TOP OF THE LISTINGS, WHICH MEANS THAT YOU NO LONGER WILL NEED TO LOOK DOWN AND PICK UP YOUR HAIRPIECE - ALSO READ WHY YOU, YES LARRY I'M TALKING TO YOU, SIMPLY CAN'T LIVE VERY MUCH LONGER WITHOUT PURCHASING THIS RARE AND EXCITING ITEM - OK LARRY?

OK, OK, REV., LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY COOL RARE N' EXCITING PICTURE DISC. BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP SITTING HERE SCRATCHING MY OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON TYPE OF BEMIS HEAD AND WONDER WHY, YES WHY, SHOULD I SPEND MY HARD EARNED ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE EMPLOYEE MONEY TO BUY IT?, HUH REV?

WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YO' SELF, I SUPPOSE THAT IT'S MY DUTY TO INFORM YEZ BEHIND. SO HERE ARE SOME REASONS WHY YEZ SHOULD BUY IT POOT FORTH NOT IN ANY ORDER OF IMPORTANCE:

. YOU LIKE THE MUSIC OF FRANK ZAPPA AND WILL BUY VIRTUALLY ANYTHING THAT HAS FRANK ZAPPA ON IT.

. ALTHOUGH YOUR WIFE TOLD YOU IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS, THAT IF YOU WERE TO SIMPLY BUY ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD SHE WOULD STICK YOUR BALLS IN A VICE. I TOLD YOU THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD BUY THE ZAPPA RECORD ANYWAY. SO YOU THOUGHT I WAS RIGHT. BESIDES, AS I SAID, I MEAN HOW BAD WOULD IT BE GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE ANYWAY? YOU MIGHT EVEN ENJOY IT.

. THE VACUUM CLEANER NEXT DOOR IS OUT FOR THE NIGHT, SO YEZ HAVE SOME EXTRA MONEY AND NOWHERE TO SPEND IT.

. THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON TV TONITE.

. I NEED THE MONEY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB.

BOTH SIDES PLAY PERFECT. ONE OR TWO TINY SCUFFS WHEN I MOVED BOTH SIDES AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB.  NOT WORTH MENTIONING BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD EVER LOOK FOR EM' ANYWAY. SOME SCUFFS ON THE GLOSSY CARDBOARD JACKET TOO. A FEW TINY CREASES NEAR ONE OF THE EDGES. I SHOULD BE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE AND WRITE THE SAME M- VG+ GRADING CRUD. HOWEVER, IF I WERE TO SAY THAT THE DISC IS M- PEOPLE WOULD EXPECT IT TO LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY USED IT TO PLAY FETCH WITH FIDO BASED ON THEIR PREVIOUS EBAY PURCHASING EXPERIENCES. SO I WON'T. OK LARRY?

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FPR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOU. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?