FRANK ZAPPA 40TH BIRTHDAY 3LP SET LIVE W/ INSERT +POSTCARDS MOTHERS OF INVENTION

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120

RELEASED IN EUROPE IN 1981 - FRANK ZAPPA 40TH BIRTHDAY - PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED - THIS IS A 3 LP SET OF LIVE MATERIAL FROM: JUNE 29TH 1973 AT THE FESTIVAL HALL, MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - SEPTEMBER 11TH 1974 AT THE WIGHALLE, VIENNA, AUSTRIA - OCTOBER 23RD 1975 AT THE MUSIC HALL, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - JULY 19TH 1974 AT THE CIRCLE STAR THEATER, SAN CARLOS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 24TH 1976 AT THE APOLLO STADIUM, ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA - THIS 3 LP SET WAS ISSUED IN CARDBOARD COVER WITH 3, WHAT SOME PEOPLE CALL POSTCARDS - THESE POSTCARDS ARE INCLUDED BUT ARE NO LONGER LOOSE, AS THE PREVIOUS OWNER HAD GLUED THEM ON THE FRONT OF THE COVER - NOT A BAD IDEA ACTUALLY, AS IN MANY CASES THEY BECOME SEPARATED FROM THE ALBUM AND NOT INCLUDED WHEN THE 3 LP SET GETS RESOLD, SO ALL YOU OFTEN SEE IS JUST THE PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED STICKER ON THE BACK WHICH IS ALSO INCLUDED - THIS ONE ALSO INCLUDES AN INSERT WITH MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THESE EXCITING RECORDS - ON THE INSERT IS PRINTED SOUND: GOOD + TO VERY GOOD +, THAT REFERS TO THE CONTENT, NOT THE QUALITY OF THE RECORDS WHICH JUST MIGHT SOUND THE WAY THEY SOUNDED BACK IN 1981 - THIS SET CONTAINS THE RARE SONG: PORTUGUESE LUNAR LANDING - DON'T KNOW WHY IT WENT UNRELEASED FOR SO LONG, AS IT'S A SPIFFY LITTLE NUMBER SUITABLE FOR DANCING - CHECK OUT THE DETAILS AND THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?  

HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO NOW I BET YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN, SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON BEMIS STYLE HEAD WHILE MUMBLING, YEAH, OK REV , BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY, I MEAN WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANNA WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO NOBODY HERE IN THE USA LIKES OR EVEN KNEW ABOUT? YEAH REV, WHAT'S THE DEAL? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOURSELF, IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE A BORING AND MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ANNOY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: MONTANA - FIFTY-FIFTY - I'M THE SLIME.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: CAMARILLO BRILLO - THE MUFFIN MAN - PYGMY TWYLYTE - THE IDIOT BASTARD SON - CHEEPNIS. 

SIDE 3 WIPES UP: HOW COULD I BE SUCH A FOOL? - I AIN'T GOT NO HEART - I'M NO SATISFIED - BLACK NAPKINS - HONEY, DON'T YOU WANT A MAN LIKE ME? 

SIDE 4 FLUSHES DOWN: WORKIN' IN A GAS STATION - TRYIN' TO GROWN A CHIN - THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS - YOU CAN SWALLOW MY PRIDE - A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME. 

SIDE 5 CLOGS UP: THE HOOK INCLUDING IMPROVISATIONS OF DUPREE'S PARADISE. 

SIDE 6 PLUNGES OUT: PYGMY TWYLYTE. 

LIKE I SAID THE RECORDS ALL PROBABLY PLAY THE WAY THEY DID BACK IN 1981. VISUALLY THE SURFACES LOOKS GREAT, A FEW LIGHT TINY SCUFFS BUT NOTHING THAT AFFECTED PLAY. THE LABELS DO HAVE SOME YELLOWING AND SPOTS AND SIDE NUMBER STICKERS WHICH DIDN'T AFFECT THE PLAY EITHER. ALSO I'M INCLUDING AT NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE TO YO' BEHIN COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF HIGH QUALITY INNER SLEEVES FOR EACH RECORD. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.  

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY BEHIND OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THESE WERE VINYL RECORDS.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS LIKED TO SIT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

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$22.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?