Ann Corio: HOW TO STRIP FOR YOUR HUSBAND ... MAKE MARRIAGE MERRIER LP & booklet

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SONNY LESTER 
''Ann Corio presents How To Strip For Your Husband:
Music To Make Marriage Merrier''
33 rpm LP Roulette Records R 25186        

     This "How To"... LP features Sonny Lester and his orchestra providing the music and burlesque queen Ann Corio's "Special Instructions" for the ladies. Every stripper worth her zipper already knows how to bump'n'grind, but non-professional strip-teasers may just come up with a new twist on this ancient art -- let's call it the WORLD'S SECOND OLDEST PROFESSION -- as you listen to the music. Corio was, of course, the legendary burlesque queen who brought her art form into the modern age with her Broadway show This Is Burlesque; her contribution to this album (which caressed the charts at #56 in 1963) is the four-page instructional booklet on how to strip for your husband that we've included for tips or giggles or both depending on your mood. The music by noted jazz producer Lester serves up some serious bump 'n' grinders, with a little exotic Middle Eastern-flavored spice thrown in for those of a more adventurous persuasion. The subtitle to this charming LP is Music to Make Marriage Merrier; it'll definitely make any get-together a very merry occasion indeed.

     How To Strip for Your Husband offers sin-tillating tracks such as ''Seduction Of The Virgin Princess’' and ‘'Lonely Little G-String.'' As for the booklet, Corio calls the reader ‘honey’ numerous times and she shovels her tips & tidbits on how to woo a disinterested husband. Can’t do this four-page "Special Instructions" handbook justice by selecting excerpts, so you'll just have to read and heed the repro'd booklet included with the LP. Ladies, remember the words of wisdom from this gifted stripper-author: ''Any man will tell you: NOTHING LOOKS BETTER ON A WOMAN THAN ANATOMY!'' So, gals, use your imagination as the music sets the mood. And if you need a little extra lift, here's another piece of advice from Ms. Corio:

''Undress as far away from from the clothes closet as possible.

That way, you'll have to cross the bedroom to hang up your dress.

And when you do ... keep in mind that you hooked him in the first place

by wiggling the bait.

And you've still got the only lure ever invented that'll make the

suckers bite every time!''

.................TRACKLISTING.................

For Strippers Only / Seduction Of The Virgin Princess / Shivas Regal / A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody / Lament / The Raid / Turkish / Blues to Strip By / Walkin & Strippin' / Bumps & Grinds / Easter Parade / Lonely Little G-String

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VINYL VISUAL/PLAYTEST: VG / VG+ ... Strong groove gloss; vinyl spins nice

JACKET GRADE: VG- ... rub wear

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