1982 ADRIAN BELEW -SIGNED- LONE RHINO LP W/ LYRICS SLV FRANK ZAPPA KING CRIMSON

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1982 - ADRIAN BELEW - LONE RHINO - ADRIAN BELEW SIGNED THE FRONT OF THE ALBUM COVER AND ADDED SOME TALKING BALLOON CAPTIONS ABOVE THE RHINO AND BIRD - ALSO INCLUDED IS THE ORIGINAL ISLAND RECORDS - IL 9751 LP THAT LOOKS AND PLAYS PERFECT - SO UNLIKE IN SOME CASES, WHERE SOMEBODY BRINGS CRAPPY ALBUMS FOR A RECORDING ARTIST TO SIGN TO GET UNLOADED LATER, NOT ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT THE RECORD QUALITY INSIDE, THIS IS A NICE ALBUM YOU CAN PLAY AND WON'T NEED TO UPGRADE - BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE JUST AS YOU WERE REALLY STARTING TO GET WET WITH EXCITEMENT, THE ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVE WITH THE RHINO DRAWINGS AND SONG LYRICS IS ALSO INCLUDED, AND SPEAKING OF LYRICS, YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO'S LYRICS YOU'RE SINGING ALONG WITH THESE DAYS - OK LARRY?

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES MITCH MILLER LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL? YEAH, IF YOU'RE A DINOSAUR GEEZER YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, HE HAD THAT SING ALONG WITH MITCH TV SHOW. WELL NOT ONLY WAS HE SCARY LOOKING, BUT HE WAS AN A&R MAN FOR MERCURY AND COLUMBIA RECORDS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE WAS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE AND HE HATED ROCK 'N' ROLL. IN 1958 HE SAID "ROCK 'N' ROLL IS MUSICAL BABY FOOD. IT IS THE WORSHIP OF MEDIOCRITY, BROUGHT ABOUT BY A PASSION OF CONFORMITY". HUH? THEY SAY HE WAS BORN IN 1911 AND CROAKED IN 2010, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. BECAUSE, NOW CHECK THIS OUT: A FEW YEARS AGO THEY FOUND SOME OLD PAPYRUS SCROLLS IN SOME CAVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. WHEN THEY DECIPHERED THEM, TO THEIR AMAZEMENT THEY DISCOVERED THAT ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THE DEVIL WOULD RETURN TO EARTH AS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE. HEY, THEY WERE WEARING SANDALS AROUND BACK THEN AND RECORDS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. SO HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT? WELL THE GOVERNMENTS BEEN KEEPING IT QUIET, THEY DON'T WANNA CREATE A WORLD WIDE PANIC. BESIDES, I HEAR THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO CHECK OUT IF MITCH REALLY DID CROAK, OR IF HE'S STILL LURKING AROUND SOMEWHERE. SO YEZ BETTER BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO YEZ ARE SINGING ALONG WITH THESE DAYS. OK LARRY?

SIDE A CONTAINS: BIG ELECTRIC CAT - THE MOMUR - STOP IT - THE MAN IN THE MOON - NAIVE GUITAR.

SIDE B CONTAINS: HOT SUN - THE LONE RHINO - SWINGLINE - ADIDAS IN HEAT - ANIMAL GRACE - THE FINAL RHINO.

THE ALBUM COVER HAS SOME WRITING ON THE FRONT, BUT THAT JUST MIGHT BE THE MAIN REASON SOMEBODY WILL WANT IT. NO SEAM SPLITS OR TAPE.

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND PLAY PERFECT. THAT'S RIGHT, UNLIKE SOME OTHER SCHMUCKS WHO CLAIM THEY PLAY GRADE THEIR RECORDS, BUT IN REALITY ONLY PLAY A FEW MINUTES ON EACH SIDE, THEY MAKE ME SIT AROUND AND LISTEN TO EACH SIDE IN IT'S ENTIRETY. VISUALLY, IF SOME PUT ON HIS GEEZER COKE BOTTLE TYPE OF READING GLASSES I DOUBT THAT EVEN A SCUFF COULD BE FOUND. THE ORIGINAL LYRICS / ART INNER SLEEVE HAS SOME WRINKLES AND SEAM SPLITS. HOWEVER REINSERTION OF THE RECORD BACK INTO THE ORIGINAL INNER SLEEVE WON'T BE NECESSARY, AS THE RECORD INCLUDES A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. FINALLY, CHECK YOUR WATCH, BECAUSE IF YOU BUY THIS COOL RECORD BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?     

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?