1979 FRANK ZAPPA JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2 & 3 PROMO LP W/ 24 X 36 UNUSED PROMO POSTER

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NOVEMBER 19TH 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - JOE'S GARAGE ACTS 2 & 3 - U.S.A. GOLD STAMP 12" VINYL RECORD - 2 LP SET - YES, THERE'S A GOLD PROMO STAMP ON THE BACK COVER, WHILE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER ONE'S BEHIND WILL FIND THE 4 PAGES OF SONG LYRICS / ARTWORK SHEETS - ALSO INCLUDED IS THE ORIGINAL 24X36 INCHES - PROMO POSTER - THIS WAS THE LAST RELEASE ON THE ZAPPA RECORDS RED LABEL MANUFACTURED BY PHONOGRAM, AS THE FOLLOWING YEAR 1980 SAW FRANK START RELEASING HIS STUFF ON THE BARKING PUMPKIN RECORDS LABEL, SO THIS POSTER ALSO INCLUDES THE PREVIOUS ZAPPA RECORDS RELEASES SHEIK YERBOUTI AND JOE'S GARAGE ACT 1 WHICH HAD BEEN RELEASED EARLIER IN THE YEAR - THE PROMO POSTER HAS NEVER BEEN DISPLAYED AND HAD NEVER BEEN FOLDED, WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND IT SEPARATELY IN A SHIPPING TUBE  - ZAPPA RECORDS - SRZ-2-1502 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY? 

SIDE A POOTS FORTH: A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME - STICK IT OUT - SY BORG. 

SIDE B OOZES OUT: DONG WORK FOR YUDA - KEEP IT GREASEY - OUTSIDE NOW.

SIDE C WIPES UP: HE USED TO CUT THE GRASS - PACKARD GOOSE.

SIDE D FLUSHES DOWN: WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY - A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA.

THE GLOSSY GATEFOLD ALBUM WAS LIGHT WEAR, A FEW CORNER CREASES AND THE 4 PAGE BOOKLET IS LOOSE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD. SOME PEOPLE CALL THOSE PAGES INSERTS, BUT IN REALITY THEY HAD ORIGINALLY BEEN GLUED IN THE CENTER. YOU CAN SEE WHAT REMAINS OF THE GLUE INSIDE. YOU COULD GLUE THEM BACK IN PLACE IF YEZ WANTED, BUT I'D LEAVE THEM ALONE IF I WERE YOU. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. THERE'S A SMALL SQUARE AREA ON THE FRONT NEAR THE TOP RIGHT CORNER THAT HAS SOME GLUE RESIDUE WHERE A PRICE STICKER HAD PROBABLY ONCE RESIDED. 

BOTH RECORDS SOUNDED GREAT, PERFECT WHEN I PLAYED EACH AND EVERY SIDE OF THIS 2 LP SET ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY NAMED IT A HEAD AMP?  VISUALLY, WHEN I STUCK MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE ABOVE EACH SIDE WHILE MOVING EM' 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, NO SCRATCHES. A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS. THESE ARE SOME NICE QUALITY RECORDS ON SOME HEAVY VINYL, NOT THAT CHEAP THIN SHIT THAT HAD STARTED TO SURFACE IN THE LATE 70'S AND 80'S, AND SINCE THEY ARE PROMOS THEY WERE ONE OF THE FIRST PRESSING MADE FROM THE STAMPERS. LOOK LARRY, YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THESE RECORDS AGAIN, ALTHOUGH YOUR WIFE MIGHT LEAVE YOU. BUT HEY, YOU MIGHT BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED ABOUT THAT TOO. 

BOTH RECORDS COME IN HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVES, BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

LIKE I SAID THE POSTER IS UNUSED, NEVER DISPLAYED WHICH MEANS THAT THERE'S NO PIN OR TACK HOLES AND NO TAPE RESIDUE. THERE'S A FEW INCHES OF EDGE WEAR NEAR ONE OF THE CORNERS AND THERE'S A WHITE STICKER ON THE BACK WHICH SOME BLACK MARKER ON IT THAT DOESN'T SHOW THRU TO THE FRONT ANYWAY. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. 

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOUR BEHIND, OR ANY OTHER PART OF YOU PURCHASES THIS ITEM. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE. DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE PROMO POSTER HAS NEVER BEEN FOLDED, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND IT IN A LONG SHIPPING TUBE. KINDA' LOOKS LIKE THE CARDBOARD CENTER PIECE YOU FIND WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER AND DON'T WIPE YOUR FECES CAKED BUNGHOLE. EXCEPT A LOT LONGER AND MUCH WIDER.

$14.00 FOR SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A. BUT HERE'S THE DEAL, I'LL HAVE TO SEND THE POSTER AND AD BY PRIORITY MAIL AND THE RECORD IN A CARDBOARD RECORD MAILER BY MEDIA MAIL. WHICH MEANS THE POSTER AND AD WILL SHOW UP MANY DAYS BEFORE THE ACTUAL RECORD ARRIVES. SO I DON'T WANNA BE HEARING: HEY MAN, WHERE'S MY RECORD MAN? YOU FORGOT TO SEND MY RECORD MAN. OK LARRY?

$48.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING.

NO MORE SHIPPING TO FRANCE, ITALY, RUSSIA, SWINELAND, VULGARIA, MOLDAVIA, SLOBVARIA, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF CHISELERS, , THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION, LOOKING FOR RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE; OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION FEE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?