1979 FRANK ZAPPA DANCIN' FOOL 12" RED LABEL PROMO W/ SHEIK YERBOUTI POSTCARD

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1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - DANCIN' FOOL / SAME - ZAPPA RECORDS RED LABEL SPECIAL PROMOTIONAL 12" VINYL RECORD DISC - MK-83 - DO YOU OR SOME OTHER OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, LIKE TO DANCE TO THE FRANK ZAPPA SONG "DANCIN' FOOL, YET FIND THAT THE 3:43 VERSION ON THE ALBUM "SHEIK YERBOUTI" IS TOO SHORT AND NOT GRATIFYING ENOUGH? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE THE VERSION ON THIS SPECIAL PROMOTIONAL SINGLE IS ALMOST TWICE AS LONG, WHICH WILL ENABLE YOU DANCE THE NIGHT LONGER - ALSO SOME PEOPLE SAID FRANK WAS A GENIUS, AND OF COURSE THEY WERE RIGHT. BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT MOST PEOPLE WHO WILL WANNA DANCE TO THIS SONG WILL MOST LIKELY BE DRUNK AND / OR HIGH, SO HE PUT THE SAME SONG ON BOTH SIDES MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE, NO MATTER HOW SLOBBERING DRUNK SOMEBODY BECOMES TO PUT ON THE WRONG SIDE - BUT WAIT.., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'VE ADDED A SHEIK YERBOUTI PROMO POSTCARD ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO  CHECK OUT THE THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BELOW - OK LARRY? 

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES MITCH MILLER LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL? YEAH, IF YOU'RE A DINOSAUR GEEZER YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, HE HAD THAT SING ALONG WITH MITCH TV SHOW. WELL NOT ONLY WAS HE SCARY LOOKING, BUT HE WAS AN A&R MAN FOR MERCURY AND COLUMBIA RECORDS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE WAS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE AND HE HATED ROCK 'N' ROLL. IN 1958 HE SAID "ROCK 'N' ROLL IS MUSICAL BABY FOOD. IT IS THE WORSHIP OF MEDIOCRITY, BROUGHT ABOUT BY A PASSION OF CONFORMITY". HUH? THEY SAY HE WAS BORN IN 1911 AND CROAKED IN 2010, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. BECAUSE, NOW CHECK THIS OUT: A FEW YEARS AGO THEY FOUND SOME OLD PAPYRUS SCROLLS IN SOME CAVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. WHEN THEY DECIPHERED THEM, TO THEIR AMAZEMENT THEY DISCOVERED THAT ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THE DEVIL WOULD RETURN TO EARTH AS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE. HEY, THEY WERE WEARING SANDALS AROUND BACK THEN AND RECORDS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. SO HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT? WELL THE GOVERNMENTS BEEN KEEPING IT QUIET, THEY DON'T WANNA CREATE A WORLD WIDE PANIC. BESIDES, I HEAR THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO CHECK OUT IF MITCH REALLY DID CROAK, OR IF HE'S STILL LURKING AROUND SOMEWHERE. SO YEZ BETTER BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO YEZ ARE SINGING ALONG WITH THESE DAYS. OK LARRY 

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAY PERFECT WHEN I PLAYED EM' ALL THE WAY THRU ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE. SO YOU'D THINK THEY'LL PLAY OK ON YOUR TURNTABLE WITH THE QUARTER TAPED TO THE TOP OF THE TONEARM. VISUALLY MOVING THE RECORD 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB WHILE WEARING GEEZER TYPE OF READING GLASSES, BOTH SIDES LOOK BEAUTIFUL. NOT MUCH OF IN THE WAY OF EVEN SCUFFS. THE HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER HAS A LITTLE WEAR, BUT NO SEAM SPLITS. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE THAT HAS YELLOWING, BUT HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO. IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO GET TOO DRUNK AND SCRATCH UP THE RECORD WHEN YOU PLAY IT, I'LL PUT A PLASTIC JAPANESE TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE INSIDE OF THE ORIGINAL PAPER INNER SLEEVE TO AVOID ANY FUTURE SCUFFAGE. FINALLY, CHECK YOUR WATCH, BECAUSE IF YOU BUY THIS COOL RECORD BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?     

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?