1976 FRANK ZAPPA ZOOT ALLURES - JAPAN LP W/ OBI + LYRICS PHOTO INSERT BEEFHEART

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1976 - FRANK ZAPPA - ZOOT ALLURES - 12" VINYL RECORD JAPANESE LP - INCLUDES THE JAPANESE ONLY OBI - ALSO INCLUDES THE JAPANESE ONLY INSERT WITH THE SONG LYRICS WRITTEN BOTH IN JAPANESE AND ENGLISH - WARNER BROS. TREE LABEL - P-10266W - ALSO, YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO SEE THAT THE PHOTOS WHICH I'VE INSERTED WITH THIS RARE N' EXCITING LISTING ARE THE PHOTOS OF THE ACTUAL ITEM SOMEBODY'S LUCKY BEHIND WILL RECEIVE, AND ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF ANY VOLUPTUOUS VIXEN'S FIRM UPLIFTED MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES HAVE BEEN ADDED IN SOME FOUL ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS ITEM APPEAR EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN IT ALREADY IS - SO CHECK EM' OUT - OK LARRY?

YES LORENZO, IT'S TRUE. I'VE BEEN THE LIFE OF MANY PARTIES THAT I'VE NEVER ATTENDED. IF I WERE TO STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND, , YOU'D FEEL A STRONG URGE TO THANK ME. THINGS THAT SMELL LIKE FISH HAVE ACTUALLY NAMED A WEEK AFTER ME. I'M REV. A. WEST, AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. SO NOW DIG THIS: I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YER MEAT LOAF MY FRIEND.

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: WIND UP WORKIN' IN A GAS STATION - BLACK NAPKINS - THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS - MS. PINKY.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: FIND HER FINER - FRIENDLY LITTLE FINGER - WONDERFUL WINO - ZOOT ALLURES - DISCO BOY.

MOST IF NOT ALL JAPANESE LPS WERE MADE WITH SUPERIOR QUALITY COMPARED TO ALL OTHER COUNTRIES AND THAT INCLUDED THE ALBUM COVERS.

HEAVY CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER. NO RING WEAR. A DING ON THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER TIP. JUST THE TIP JIM. A TINY MAYBE 1/2 INCH CREASE NEAR THE EDGE NEAR THE MIDDLE. NOTHING WRONG WITH THE OBI. I'M REALLY BEING PICKY HERE. THIS IS A NICE ALBUM COVER. THE INSERT HAS A TINY CREASE IN WHAT WAS PROBABLY THE SAME CORNER OF THE COVER DING. SOME LIGHT INDENTATIONS. HEY, SIMPLY CHECK OUT THE MICROSCOPE FEATURE ON THE PHOTOS. OK LARRY?

THE RECORD PLAYS GREAT. BETTER THAN ANY U.S.A. STOCK PRESSING, BECAUSE IT'S PRESSED ON BETTER QUALITY VINYL. WHEN I MOVED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, MAYBE SOME ULTRA FAINT SURFACE MARKS SOMEWHERE. I'LL TELL YA', I'M SURE THEY'RE THERE SOMEWHERE.  I DID FIND A FEW SMALL LIGHT SPINDLE MARKS NEAR THE CENTER HOLES OF THE LABELS. BUT THEY DON'T AFFECT THE PLAY AND YOU GOTTA REALLY LOOK TO FIND THEM. THE RECORD COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL PLASTIC JAPANESE INNER SLEEVE THAT ORIGINALLY CAME WITH THE LP, BUT NOW IT PUT IT INSIDE OF ANOTHER PAPER INNER SLEEVE TO REINFORCE IT. BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS REMOVE THE ORIGINAL PLASTIC SLEEVE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP EVERYTHING COMPLETELY ORIGINAL, BUT I THINK THE WAY I HAVE IT NOW IS EVEN BETTER. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

FREE PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A. INCLUDING FULL INSURANCE. SO IF YET ANOTHER POSTAL EMPLOYEE DECIDES TO GO OFF AND YOUR PACKAGE JUST HAPPENS TO GET CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE, OR IF YOUR PACKAGE GETS RUN OVER BY AN ANGRY POSTAL EMPLOYEE DRIVING HIS POSTAL TRUCK, YOU'LL RECEIVE A FULL REFUND. JUST WAIT FOR THE SWAT TEAM AND AMBULANCES TO LEAVE, THEN TAKE IT INSIDE AND SHOW EM'. OK LARRY?

$12.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, , AND JUST TO SAVE TIME HERE'S SOME GENERIC ANSWERS TO MOST OF THE QUESTIONS I USUALLY RECEIVE; YES, FRANK ZAPPA WAS THAT GUY WHO WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET ON THAT POSTER IN YOUR COLLEGE DORM ROOM, AT THE COLLEGE THAT YOU HAD ATTENDED FOR 4 YEARS TO MAJOR IN GAS STATION PUMP ATTENDANT TECHNOLOGY. YES, I'M REV. A. WEST, THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL ITEMS BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , STEVE VAI  PLUS MANY OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, PINK FLOYD, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, TIM BUCKLEY, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, THE TUBES, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS ARE STILL LURKING IN THERE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?