1976 FRANK ZAPPA ZOOT ALLURES 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE CAPTAIN BEEFHEART PLAYS GREAT

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1976 - FRANK ZAPPA - ZOOT ALLURES - USA 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE ON WARNER BROS RECORDS - WB M8 2978 - INCLUDES AN ATLANTIC RECORDS SLIPCASE - THE TAPE HAS A NEW SENSING FOIL AND FOAM PAD - YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON AND WAY BACK WHEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU THOUGH BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?   

PROGRAM ONE POOTS FORTH: WIND UP WORKIN' IN A GAS STATION - BLACK NAPKINS - ZOOT ALLURES.  

PROGRAM TWO OOZES OUT: DISCO BOY - FIND HER FINER. 

PROGRAM THREE WIPES UP: THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS - FRIENDLY LITTLE FINGER .  

PROGRAM FOUR FLUSHES DOWN: FRIENDLY LITTLE FINGER - WONDERFUL WINO -NMS. PINKY. 

EXCITING 1976 FRANK ZAPPA ZOOT ALLURES 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE WITH A SLIPCASE THAT STILL HAS SHRINK WRAP AROUND IT. NO DRILL HOLES OR MARK DOWN SCRAPES ON THE TAPE AND IF YOU'RE A GEEZER WHO STILL OWNS A TAPE MACHINE THAT WILL PLAY THIS ANCIENT MUSIC FORMAT, YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT ALL FOUR PROGRAMS PLAY GREAT. THAT'S BECAUSE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO PLAY A FEW SECONDS OF THE TAPE THEN PROCLAIM THAT THEY PLAY TESTED IT, I PLAY EVERY MISERABLE NOTE ON THE TAPE FROM BEGINNING TO END. ALSO IT INCLUDES A NEW SENSING FOIL AND PAD. THE ROLLER IS GOOD 'N' HARD. . THERE'S SOME WEAR AND A LITTLE BUBBLING ON THE LABEL AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT AFTER 42 YEARS AND SOME SCUFFS ON THE PLASTIC TAPE SHELL. BUT YOU'LL LOVE IT ANYWAY, BECAUSE IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. OK LARRY? 

GETS SENT IN A BOX, NOT MERELY CRAMMED INTO SOME BUBBLE WRAP ENVELOPE. 

FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

$14.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$22.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA,  THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY  " WILD MAN " FISCHER , ALICE COOPER ,THE GTO'S PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?