1976 DADDY WARBUX OR BUX WITH PUNKY MEADOWS WE COME TO PLAY RARE LP ANGEL ZAPPA

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1976 - DADDY WARBUX OR BUX - WE COME TO PLAY - 12" VINYL RECORD LP THAT HAS NEVER BEEN REISSUED ON CD - CAPITOL RECORDS - ST 11459 - REALLY NICE LOOKING RECORD PLAYS PERFECT JUST LIKE PUNKY'S SHINY HAIRDO. NO SCRATCHES AND YOU'D BE HARD PRESSED TO FIND ANY SCUFFS AT ALL. THE ROCK MUSIC ON HERE REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD, THERE'S JUST NOTHING HERE THAT WOULD EVER MAKE THE CHARTS WITH A BULLET. THE COVER AS YOU CAN SEE HAS A BIG DRILL HOLE. THAT'S WHAT THEY USED TO DO TO INDICATE A REDUCED MARK DOWN PRICE ITEM AND NOBODY WOULD MISS THIS ONE. OTHER THAN THAT JUST A TINY BIT OF RING WEAR, A CREASE WHERE THE DRILL HOLE IS LOCATED. NO SEAM SPLITS. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE THAT NATURALLY ALSO HAS A DRILL HOLE. I PUT A PLASTIC INNER SLEEVE INSIDE OF THE ORIGINAL SLEEVE TO KEEP THIS RECORD SCUFF FREE FOR THE NEXT 45 YEARS AND THE RECORD COMES IN A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M INCLUDING A COPY OF AN 8 PAGE WASHINGTON, DC CITY PAPER ARTICLE THAT RONDO HATTON SENT ME ABSOLUTELY FREE. PUNKY STARTED OUT RIGHT HERE IN DC. HE GREW UP ON BARNABY TERRACE IN SOUTH EAST DC, THE SAME AREA WHERE DANNY GATTON AND LINK WRAY GREW UP. HE LIVED ON ELMIRA ST, WENT TO DRAPER ELEMENTRY AND HART JR. HIGH. I LIVED FOR A WHILE AT 137 MISSISSIPPI AVE IN SOUTH EAST, SO I WENT TO SIMON ELEMENTARY WHICH IS A COUPLE OF BLOCK DOWN THE STREET ON MISSISSIPPI AVE. HE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME SO I DIDN'T KNOW HIM, BUT I GOTTA RESPECT HIM MORE FOR GOING TO HART BECAUSE I HEARD IT WAS A NASTY SCHOOL. MY PARENTS GOT ME OUTTA SE DC BEFORE I WENT THERE AND WE MOVED TO GLASSMANOR. ANYWAY PUNKY STARTED IN A DC AREA BAND CALLED THE CHERRY PEOPLE AND THIS WAS THE BAND HE GOT INTO AFTER HE LEFT BEFORE HE JOINED ANGEL. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.      

SIDE 1 CONTAINS: CROSSTOWN GIRL - HIGHWAY - IT'S YOUR BABY - IF YOU WANT LOVE - WHITE LIGHTNING.

SIDE 2 CONTAINS: COME ON DOWN - BUY ME A BOTTLE - WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME - NEXT TRAIN.

I'LL TELL YA, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA BUY THIS ALBUM FIRST, THEN YOU CAN READ SOME OF THE ANSWERS TO A FEW OF THE RECENT QUESTIONS I'VE RECEIVED WHICH HAD BEEN FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS:

. ARE YOU REALLY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND?

. OF COURSE I AM MY SON.

. IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS, BUT LATER THAT SAME DAY MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE FIRES ME TELLING ME THAT THE REASON FOR MY TERMINATION IS THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF WHO ATE UP ALL OF THE PROFITS. DO I STILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE ITEM?

. OF COURSE YOU DO MY SON.

. SEVERAL WEEKS AGO MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT IF I PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD, SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD BUY A ZAPPA RECORD FROM YOU ANYWAY?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON. .

. I'M JUST ANOTHER NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF. SO DO YOU THINK THAT IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS AND NOT PAY, MY MISERABLE BEHIND JUST MIGHT GET KICKED OFF OF E-BAY?

. OF COURSE IT MIGHT MY SON.

. MY MAMA HAD ALWAYS SAID THAT I'M REALLY KINDA' STUPID AND UGLY TOO. RECENTLY AFTER SMOKING IN PAJAMAS, THE RESULT OF WHICH STARTED A FIRE THAT BURNED MY FACE. MY MAMA INFORMED ME THAT IT JUST MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I WERE TO GO STAY WITH HER IN MANAGUA, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE COULD DO MY LAUNDRY AND COOK FOR ME. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST GO STAY WITH HER?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON.

. IN A RECENT STAY AT A MOTEL, I THINK THAT I MAY HAVE LOST MY WALLET. I ASKED THE HOOKER IF SHE HAD SEEN IT BUT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD NOT. HOWEVER LATER THAT EVENING, SHE DID ADMIT THAT SHE HAD TAKEN MY TIMEX A FEW MONTHS PRIOR. DO YOU THINK THAT SHE ALSO TOOK MY WALLET?

. OF COURSE NOT MY SON.

. THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH IN A RECENT SERMON STATED, " IF YOU FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF PEOPLE LIKE REV. A. WEST, IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS. ". ARE YOU THE REV. A. WEST THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?

. PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 13.

. DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAD RECEIVED MY EDUCATION IN THE USA SCHOOL SYSTEM I TURNED OUT BEING A COMPLETE MORON. RECENTLY WHILE READING ONE OF YOUR LISTINGS I GOT OFFENDED. AS A RESULT I SENT YOU AN E-MAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF. HOWEVER A FEW WEEKS LATER I DISCOVERED A FEW ITEMS IN YOUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY THAT I HAVE CONSIDERED PURCHASING. SO EVEN THOUGH AS YOU HAD SUGGESTED, I'VE HAD MY MISTRESS BEAT MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE EVERY NIGHT WILL YOU STILL OFFER ME COMBINED SHIPPING?

. OF COURSE NOT MY SON.  

. WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

. BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUMQUAT. 

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$21.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$28.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO JAPAN AND AUSTRALIA.

$26.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.

CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR STICK AT SUCH AS STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MANY OTHER PSYCHEDELIC AND OTHER ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, NEKTAR, JIMI HENDRIX, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE CAREFUL IT'S KINDA' TIGHT IN THERE WITH ALL OF THOSE RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS. SO I'M SUGGESTING THAT ANYONE WITH HUGE BUTTOCKS JUST MIGHT WANNA BRING IN A LITTLE GREASE WITH THEM TO AVOID BEING STUCK AND THERE-BY CREATING A SITUATION WHERE I'LL HAVE TO CONTACT THE CYBER SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR.THE ADMISSION TO MY E-BAY STORE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?