1975 FRANK ZAPPA ONE SIZE FITS PROMO LP WITH HERB COHEN DISCREET PHOTO BEEFHEART

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JUNE 25TH 1975 - FRANK ZAPPA - ONE SIZE FITS ALL - THIS IS THE ORIGINAL U.S.A. DISCREET RECORDS PROMO SENT IN 1975 TO HELP RECORD STORES UNLOAD THIS ALBUM } - IT'S THE ORIGINAL GATE FOLD ALBUM COVER WITH THE SONG LYRICS PRINTED INSIDE PROMO LP WITH THE PROMO STICKER AND PROMO LABELS - DISCREET RECORDS - DS 2216, THEN CHECK THIS OUT: ALSO INCLUDED IS THE APPROXIMATELY 5 3/4 X 4 1/4 INCHES HERB COHEN MANAGEMENT DISCREET RECORDS PROMO PHOTO - INCLUDES FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: TOM FOWLER - NAPOLEON MURPHY BROCK - NOSETRADAMUS - GEORGE DUKE - THE LOVELY RUTH UNDERWOOD - CHESTER THOMPSON } - IT DOESN'T INCLUDED DONNIE VLIET BECAUSE HE ONLY PLAYED HARMONICA WHEN PRESENT AND OFTEN DIDN'T SHOW UP - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?  

SIDE A POOTS FORTH: INCA ROADS - CAN'T AFFORD NO SHOES - SOFA NO. 1 - PO-JAMA PEOPLE. 

SIDE B OOZES OUT: FLORENTINE POGEN - EVELYN, A MODIFIED DOG - SAN BER'DINO - ANDY - SOFA NO. 2.

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATE FOLD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME RING WEAR ON THE BACK. FRONT LOOKS NICE, LIGHT WEAR. INSIDE OF THE GATE FOLD LOOKS REALLY NICE, VERY LITTLE IF ANY WEAR. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. THE RECORD SOUNDS GREAT. I DON'T EVEN SEE A SCUFF AT ALL ON SIDE 1. ONE SMALL SURFACE MARK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST SONG ON SIDE 2. THE HERB MANAGEMENT PROMO PHOTO HAS A CREASE ON THE LEFT SIDE AND SOME YELLOWING ON THE BACK. BUT HEY, YOU PROBABLY HAD SOME CREASES AND YELLOWING TOO WHEN YOU WERE 43 YEARS OLD. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS. THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONIGHT, I GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR? HUH?

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOUR BEHIND, OR ANY OTHER PART OF YOU PURCHASES THIS ITEM. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS. HOWEVER, IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE. DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WE HERE AT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON'T LIKE TO WASTE THE TIME THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE BE SPENDING HANGING 'ROUND THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION, LOOKING FOR RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO AS A RESULT WE'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE IN PUTTING SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN ONE PLACE; OUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST GWINE ON IN THERE 'N GET A LITTLE ONYA. THE ADMISSION FEE REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?