1974 FRANK ZAPPA JEFFERSON AIRPLANE NATIONAL LAMPOON MONKEY MONA LISA PROMO LP

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1974 - NATIONAL LAMPOON IN-STORE AIR-PLAY ALBUM FOR JUNE - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - THIS IS THE FAMOUS MONKEY MONA LISA ALBUM COVER PROMO LP RELEASED IN 1974 BY NATIONAL LAMPOON AND SENT TO RECORD STORES FOR AIR PROMOTING ARTISTS WHO ADVERTISED IN NATIONAL LAMPOON - INCLUDES FRANK ZAPPA "COSMIK DEBRIS", JEFFERSON AIRPLANE "HAVE YOU SEEN THE SAUCERS?" PLUS VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS - ON THE RECORD THE DJ SAYS THE NAME OF THE ARTIST AND WHICH RECORD COMPANY THE ARTIST IS BEING REAMED BY AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH SONG - ROLL ON UP AND LOOK AT THE PHOTOS, THEN ROLL ON DOWN AND READ THE DESCRIPTION, THEN BUY IT TODAY - HEY, WADDA I HAVE TO TELL YEZ EVERYTHING TO DO? HUH LARRY?  

RECENTLY, YET ANOTHER CONSUMER COINCIDENTALLY NAMED LARRY WITH AN INQUIRING MIND ASKED ME:

HEY REV, WADDA YEZ DOING SELLING ALL OF THAT ZAPPA ON EBAY? SHOULDN'T YEZ BE DOING SOMETHIN' ELSE LIKE SAVING SOULS OR SOMETHIN'? HUH?

WELL LARRY, YOU SEE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN MY PROFESSION, I HAVEN'T MANAGED TO GET 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET. IT SEEMS I JUST CAN'T FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. I GUESS I GOTTA GET A TV SHOW LIKE ALL THEM OTHER SCHMUCKS. I ALREADY HAVE A BLONDE WIFE, NOW I JUST GOTTA TALK HER INTO TAKING PHONE CALLS. SO I GOTTA SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME SOMEHOW IN THE MEAN TIME. RIGHT LARRY?

SIDE A CONTAINS: DAYBREAK BY NILSSON - HAVE YOU SEEN THE SAUCERS? BY JEFFERSON AIRPLANE - DESPERADOES WAITING FOR THE TRAIN BY RITA COOLIDGE - COSMIK DEBRIS BY FRANK ZAPPA - A TATTOO BY SMOKEY ROBINSON - IF YOU WANNA GET TO HEAVEN BY OZARK MOUNTAIN DARE DEVILS.  

SIDE B CONTAINS: KEEP ON SMILIN' BY WET WILLIE - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE BY BUZZY LINHART - SLOW DANCER BY BOZ SCAGGS - ROCK 'N' ROLL HOOCHIE KOO BY RICK DERRINGER - THE GOLDEN AGE OF ROCK N' ROLL BY MOTT THE HOOPLE - HOLY ROLLER BY MICHAEL MURPHY.

HEAVY CARDBOARD COVER HAS LIGHT WEAR AND SOME YELLOWING ESPECIALLY ON THE BACK WHERE THERE'S NOTHING PRINTED. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO TAPE. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.

I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE, I'M TALKING ABOUT BOTH ENTIRE SIDES, NOT JUST A MINUTE OF THE FIRST SONG AS IS OFTEN THE CASE WHEN OTHER SCHMUCKS CLAIM THEY PLAY GRADE IT. IT PLAYS GREAT, PERFECT. VISUALLY A FEW ULTRA LIGHT SCUFFS. NOW ON THE SIDE B LABEL WHAT I HAD INITIALLY THOUGHT WAS PART OF THE LABEL DESIGN IS A STAIN. HEY, SOMEBODY MUSTA' GOTTEN OFF AT LOOKING AT A MONKEY DRESSED UP LIKE MONA LISA OR SOMETHING? ANYWAY, IT STILL LOOKS PRETTY COOL. THE RECORD COMES WITH A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?