1970 FRANK ZAPPA MOTHERS OF INVENTION MGM 12" YELLOW LABEL PROMO LP W/ SLEEVE

$

45

JULY 20TH 1970 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - S/T - 12" VINYL RECORD - 33 RPM YELLOW LABEL PROMO SPECIAL DISC JOCKEY RECORD - INCLUDES THE CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER WITH A DJ STICKER ON THE BACK COVER AND THE ORIGINAL MGM RECORDS LION INNER SLEEVE - - THIS WAS A COMPILATION THAT MGM RELEASED AFTER FRANK HAD DUMPED VERVE RECORDS , AFTER MGM NOTICED THAT A LOT MORE PEOPLE STARTED BUYING FRANK'S CRUDDY MUSIC - MGM YELLOW LABEL SPECIAL DISC JOKEY RECORD - GAS 112 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD BELOW - OK LARRY?

PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 15. HEY NOW, SPEAKING OF LOAVES, HAVE YOU INSERTED YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY LATELY? WELL TIME IS OF AFFLICTION AND YOU'RE GETTING MORE DECREPIT AS I WRITE. SO YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA CHECK IT OUT BEFORE YEZ BITE THE BIG ONE. THEN ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO CROAK YEZ CAN TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN; WHAT? HEY, WADDA YEZ BOTHERING ME FOR ANYWAY LARRY, CAN'T YEZ SEE I'M CROAKING HERE? WHAT'S THAT YEZ SAYING? OH YEAH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN 'ROUND ALMOST SINCE THE TIME OF THE PYRAMIDS AND DID BUY SOMETHING A LONG TIME AGO FROM REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND, WHICH MADE ME ALL WET WITH EXCITEMENT. I MEAN, WHY DO YEZ THINK I NAMED ALL O' YO' MISERABLE BEHINDS LARRY? 

THE CRUD THOSE MOTHERS PLAYED:

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: MOTHER PEOPLE - WHO NEEDS THE PEACE CORPS? - FLOWER PUNK - I AIN'T GOT NO HEART - CONCENTRATION MOON.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: WOWIE ZOWIE - AMERICA DRINKS AND GOES HOME - CALL ANY VEGETABLE - SON OF SUZI CREAM CHEESE - ABSOLUTELY FREE.

THE CARDBOARD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME RING WEAR, YELLOWING, MALARIA, RICKETS, THE CLAP AND A BUNCH OF UNPRONOUNCEABLE DISEASES. HOWEVER, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY SEAM SPLITS, WRITING OR TAPE. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.

AS ALWAYS I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD. THERE'S A SMALL WOBBLE RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING, BUT PLAYS GREAT. A LITTLE SURFACE NOISE, BUT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN MOST COPIES OF THIS ALBUM THAT I'VE HEARD. . WHEN I MOVED BOTH SIDES 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, THERE'S A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS, BUT A LOT OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE SMALL SMUDGES. LIKE WHEN SOMEBODY PUTS LIQUID RECORD CLEANER ON THE RECORD THEN WIPES IT OFF OR USES A DISCWASHER WAND. I DIDN'T USE LIQUID CLEANER, TRIED A RECORD CLOTH TO WIPE EM' OFF AND THEY'RE STILL ON THERE. DIDN'T WANNA RUB THE LP TOO HARD, BUT THEY MIGHT BE ANCIENT AND ON THERE PERMANENTLY NOW ANYWAY. THE LABELS HAVE SOME SPINDLE MARKS. THE MGM LION ORIGINAL INNER SLEEVE IS 45 YEARS OLD AND I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT THE RECORD BACK INSIDE, SO THE RECORD WENT INTO A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER. THE RECORD ALSO COMES WITH A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE AS PROTECTION FOR THE AFORE-MENTIONED CLAP. OK LARRY?  

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

ADD $4.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING.

$12.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$20.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, BUT AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE.

HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK, WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON. BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?