1969 MOTHERS OF INVENTION WITHDRAWN UNCLE MEAT 2 LP WHITE PROMO +BOOKLET ZAPPA

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APRIL 2ND 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD WHITE LABEL PROMO 2 LP SET - THIS IS THE VERY FIRST WITHDRAWN PROMO PRESSING WITH MISTAKES THAT WHEN SEEN BY FRANK SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY AND VISIT TO THE RECORD COMPANY OFFICES - FIRST OF ALL, THIS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM RELEASED BY WARNER / REPRISE AFTER FRANK GAVE VERVE RECORDS THE SHAFT. BUT HERE, JUST AS WAS THE ISSUE WITH CENSORSHIP WITH VERVE, IS "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" REPLACING THE CORRECT SONG TITLE OF "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION", BECAUSE SOME RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVES THOUGHT THAT FRANK'S TITLE WOULD CREATE IRREPARABLE HARM ON THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS - - THE SONG ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA WAS PRINTED CORRECTLY AS THE TITLE OF THE SONG ABOVE THE LYRICS. HOWEVER, FURTHER DOWN IT WAS SPELLED "JEMINA" AND ALSO ON THE RECORD LABEL - ANYWAY, THIS VERSION WAS WITHDRAWN, THERE'S EVEN TWO TYPES OF WHITE LABEL PROMO VERSIONS OF THIS ALBUM - SO HERE'S THE DEAL, THIS IS THE COMPLETE PACKAGE WITH THE ORIGINAL INNER SLEEVES AND 12 PAGE BOOKLET - ONE OF THE BEST SOUNDING ORIGINAL UNCLE MEAT 2 LP SETS I'VE HEARD - THIS IS THE WITHDRAWN WHITE LABEL PROMO U.S.A. PRESSING - BIZARRE RECORDS - 2MS 2024 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS THAT ARE NOW BEING PLACED NEAR THE TOP OF THE LISTINGS, WHICH MEANS THAT YOU NO LONGER WILL HAVE TO LOOK DOWN AND PICK UP YOUR HAIRPIECE - ALSO READ WHY YOU, YES LARRY I'M TALKING TO YOU, SIMPLY CAN'T LIVE MUCH LONGER WITHOUT PURCHASING THIS RARE 'N EXCITING ITEM - OK LARRY?

OK, OK, REV., LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY COOL RARE 'N EXCITING ITEM. BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP SITTING HERE SCRATCHING MY OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON TYPE OF BEMIS HEAD AND WONDER WHY, YES WHY, SHOULD I SPEND MY HARD EARNED ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE EMPLOYEE MONEY TO BUY IT?, HUH REV?

WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YO' SELF, I SUPPOSE THAT IT'S MY DUTY TO INFORM YOUR BEHIND. SO HERE ARE SOME REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BUY IT POOT FORTH NOT IN ANY ORDER OF IMPORTANCE:

. YOU LIKE THE MUSIC OF FRANK ZAPPA AND WILL BUY VIRTUALLY ANYTHING THAT HAS FRANK ZAPPA ON IT.

. ALTHOUGH YOUR WIFE TOLD YOU IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT IF YOU WERE TO SIMPLY BUY ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, SHE WOULD STICK YOUR BALLS IN A VICE, YOU DID TELL ME THAT YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BUY THE ZAPPA RECORD ANYWAY. SO I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, I MEAN HOW BAD CAN GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE REALLY BE ANYWAY? LIKE I SAID, YOU MIGHT EVEN ENJOY IT.

. THE VACUUM CLEANER NEXT DOOR IS OUT FOR THE EVENING, SO YEZ HAVE SOME EXTRA MONEY AND NOWHERE TO SPEND IT.

. THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON TV TONITE.

. I NEED THE MONEY FOR LITTLE PINOCCHIO'S NOSE JOB.

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT . 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN:MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .

THE GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER HAS AROUND A 4 INCH SEAM SPLIT ON THE BACK TOP SEAM STARTING A THE RECORD SLOT. LIGHT EDGE AND RING WEAR. NO WRITING NO TAPE. PRETTY NICE FOR A 46 YEAR OLD COVER. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS.

THE BOOKLET LOOKS GREAT ONE OF THE BEST I'VE SEEN. NO CREASES. NO LOOSE PAGES. NO WRITING. NO, NO, NO, NO. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL PRINTED PAPER INNER SLEEVES HAS SOME CLEAR TAPE ON THE SEAMS, THE OTHER ONE HASN'T BEEN TAPED AND HAS THE USUAL SEAM SPLITS IN THE CENTERS OF THE SEAMS. BUT  YOU'LL THRILLED WHEN YOU HEAR THAT YOU'LL BE GETTING THE RECORDS IN HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S INNER SLEEVES WHEN YOU READ FURTHER.

THE RECORDS ARE THE BEST PART. ALL 4 SIDES SOUND GREAT, VIRTUALLY PERFECT ALL THE WAY THRU WHEN I PLAYED EM' ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE. JUST LIKE THE BOOKLET IN THIS ONE CASE, SOME OF THE BEST ORIGINAL PRESSINGS I'VE HEARD. VISUALLY THERE'S ONLY ONE NOTICEABLE SMALL SCUFF ON SIDE 1 THAT DIDN'T AFFECT THE PLAY AT ALL. OTHER THAN THAT ONE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE REALLY WORTH TALKING ABOUT.THE RECORDS NOT ONLY COME WITH THE ORIGINAL INNER SLEEVES, BUT ALSO THE AFORE-MENTIONED HIGH QUALITY INNER SLEEVES. THE SAME KIND THAT BIG TIME SERIOUS COLLECTORS USE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE IF YEZ BUY IT BEFORE MIDNITE TONIGHT, YOU'LL RECEIVE A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM, SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR YOUR OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUY IT NOW BUTTON WITH MY PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE WHEN I BENT DOWN TO PICK UP MY HAIRPIECE","I GOT BUSTED FOR SOLICITATION HANGING AROUND IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM AT THE LOCAL BUS STATION AND WAS FORCED TO RESIGN SENATE SEAT","MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE SAID THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF WHO ATE UP THE PROFITS, SO HE SHOULDA' GIVEN ME THE BOOT A LONG TIME AGO". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?