1969 MOTHERS OF INVENTION RECALLED- GERMAN- UNCLE MEAT 2LP + BOOKLET FRANK ZAPPA

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD 2 LP SET - THIS IS THE VERY FIRST GERMAN PRESSING REPRISE RECORDS 2 LP SET WITH THE MISTAKES AND WHEN SEEN BY FRANK SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY WITH A VISIT TO THE RECORD COMPANY OFFICES - FIRST OF ALL THIS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION ALBUM RELEASED BY WARNER / REPRISE AFTER FRANK GAVE VERVE RECORDS THE SHAFT. BUT HERE JUST AS WAS THE ISSUE WITH THE VERVE RECORDS CENSORSHIP IS "400 DAYS OF THE YEAR" REPLACING THE CORRECT SONG TITLE OF "9 TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION", BECAUSE SOME RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE THOUGHT THAT FRANK'S TITLE MIGHT CREATE IRREPARABLE HARM ON THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS - HOWEVER THEY FORGOT TO CHANGE IT ON THE ALBUM COVER - THE SONG ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA WAS PRINTED CORRECTLY AS THE TITLE OF THE SONG ABOVE THE LYRICS. BUT FURTHER ON DOWN IT WAS SPELLED "JEMINA" AND ALSO ON THE RECORD LABEL - THIS VERSION WAS WITHDRAWN OR IN THE CASE OF OTHER COUNTRIES WHEN THEY PRESSED REISSUES REPLACED WITH A CORRECTED VERSION AND THEY MADE MUCH FEWER OF THESE IN GERMANY THAN IN THE USA - INCLUDES A PRINTED IN THE USA 12 PAGE BOOKLET - REPRISE RECORDS STEAMBOAT LABELS - MS 2024-1/2 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD DOWN THERE - OK LARRY? 

HAVE YOU OR SOME OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON TO WAY BACK THEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY.  BUT FORTUNATELY FOR YOU BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY?  

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: UNCLE MEAT: MAIN TITLE THEME - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH, IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAGUE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT . 

SIDE THREE FLUSHES DOWN: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA.... - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR WIPES UP: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .

I'LL TELL YA' LARRY, THESE ARE SOME NICE SOUNDING GREAT LOOKING RECORDS. A COUPLE OF TINY SURFACE MARKS IN THE SONG "PROJECT X" CAUSED A MINUTE OR SO BACKGROUND SURFACE NOISE, THE REST OF BOTH RECORDS PLAY REALLY QUIET, ONE OF THE MOST QUIET VERSIONS OF THE ORIGINAL 1ST PRESSING OF UNCLE MEAT I'VE HEARD, AND AS YOU KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD THIS ALBUM THERE ARE SOME A BUNCH OF QUIET SPOTS ON THERE. ALBUM COVER IS LAMINATED ON THE FRONT, DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER UNCLE MEAT COVERS I'VE SEEN. LIGHT RING WEAR, NOT BAD AT ALL AND A SMALL STAIN ON THE UPPER RIGHT TIP OF THE COVER THAT KIND OF BLENDS IN SINCE THE COVER HAS A LOT OF BROWN COLOR ANYWAY. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS, YOU'D PROBABLY NOT EVEN NOTICE IT ON THEM UNLESS I TOLD YOU. LOOKS LIKE ABOUT AN INCH SEAM SPLIT ON THE FRONT TOP SEAM. THERE'S A LITTLE EDGE AND SPINE WEAR, A PRETTY NICE LOOKING AND DIFFERENT UNCLE MEAT COVER IF YOU ASK ME. THE 12 PAGE BOOKLET IS NICE TOO, A LITTLE YELLOWING BECAUSE IT'S THE ORIGINAL 1ST 50 YEAR OLD PRINTING,NO LITTLE SPINE WEAR, NO CREASES OR TEARS. BOTH RECORDS INCLUDE HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE.., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?    

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY AND MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHER ARTISTS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?