1969 MOTHERS OF INVENTION FRANK ZAPPA UNCLE MEAT 1ST WITHDRAWN 2 LP W/ BOOKLET

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - - 12" VINYL RECORD - 2 LP ORIGINAL 1ST WITHDRAWN U.S.A. PRESSING -  AND CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH } - . SO WHY, YES WHY ARE YOU NOW SITTING THERE SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON TYPE OF BEMIS HEAD AND WONDERING WHY, YES WHY WERE THESE DISCS WITHDRAWN? HUH REV? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK, BUT SINCE YEZ JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YO'SELF I GUESS IT'S MY DUTY TO INFORM YEZ BEHIND; ON THE RECORD LABEL THE TITLE OF THE 3RD SONG WAS PRINTED " 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR " INSTEAD OF THE CORRECT TITLE WHICH FRANK NAMED THAT SONG " NINE TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION " WHICH THEY DID PRINT CORRECTLY INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD - ALSO INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD THEY SPELLED ELECTRIC AUNT " JEMIMA " CORRECT. - SO WHEN FRANK LOOKED AT THESE MISTAKES HE WENT INTO A PETULANT FRENZY AND DEMANDED THAT THE RECORD COMPANY AT LEAST HIRE SOMEBODY WHO KNEW HOW TO SPELL - SO THEY PULLED MOST OF THEM, INCLUDING THE 1ST WHITE LABEL PROMOS WHICH HAD THE SAME MISTAKES AND CORRECTED SOME OF THEM  - OF COURSE THIS PRESSING INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL 12 PAGE UNCLE MEAT STORY BOOKLET AND THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS PRINTED INNER SLEEVES, PLUS THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION STICKER ON THE FRONT COVER - BIZARRE RECORDS 2MS 2024 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS WHICH ARE NOW BEING PLACED NEAR THE TOP OF THE LISTINGS BY EBAY TO PREVENT THE RISK OF YOUR HAIRPIECE FALLING OFF WHILE LOOKING DOWN  - OK LARRY?  

HI THERE. I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR / TOASTMAN AT THE LOVELY OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH AND REAL ESTATE SALES OFFICE IN BEAUTIFUL DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, TOWN, TOWN, TOWN, POOTER'S HOLE, MARYLAND. . NOW RECENTLY WE HAD MANY MEMBERS OF OUR FLOCK CONFISCATE A BUNCH OF MUSIC FROM WHERE-EVER THEY COULD FIND EM'  AND DONATE THEM TO THE CHURCH FOR AN OFFICIAL RECORD BURNING AND OL' TIME REVIVAL. BUT SHORTLY THERE-AFTER I HAD A VISION WHERE JESUS APPEARED AND SAID ONTO ME " HEY YEZ SHMUCK, WHY DESTROY ALL OF THOSE RECORDS WHEN YEZ COULD SIMPLY SELL THEM TO PEOPLE WHO'LL WIND UP GOING TO VISIT THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK WHERE HE CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS AFTER THEY DIE ANYWAY? ", AND AS ALWAYS THE BIG "J" WAS RIGHT. SO I DECIDED TO SELL EM' HERE ON EBAY. HEY NOW, YOU KNOW WHERE YEZ FOUL BEHINDS WILL BE GOING SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ANYWAY? I MEAN IF YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC BY ARTISTS SUCH AS FRANK ZAPPA FOR INSTANCE YEZ KNOW YOU'LL WIND UP IN SOME PLACE WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING. SO YEZ JUST MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY THIS POOT WHILE YEZ STILL CAN. OK LARRY? 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: UNCLE MEAT - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH: IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAUGE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES -THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE, LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE FOUR CONTAINS: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT .

SIDE THREE CONTAINS: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D ALL BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER HAS THE MOTHERS STICKER ON THE FRONT OF THE ALBUM COVER. SOME REAL LIGHT RING WEAR ON THE FRONT AND BACK COVERS. NONE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD, LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, ABOUT A 3 INCH SEAM SPLIT ON THE TOP FRONT SEAM RIGHT BY THE RECORD SLOT AND A 2 INCH SEAM SPLIT ON THE BOTTOM FRONT SEAM BY THE RECORD SLOT TOO. BOTTOM SEAMS HAVE A HALF INCH IF THAT MUCH SEAM SPLIT BY THE RECORD SLOT, NOT WORTH MENTIONING REALLY. NO TAPE. NO WRITING. NO, NO, NO, NO.

THE 12 PAGE BOOKLET IS IN GREAT CONDITION. NO TEARS. NO LOOSE PAGES. NO STAINS. . 

BOTH RECORDS PLAY GREAT. I PLAYED ALL FOUR SIDES OF THE RECORDS ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP BEFORE THE PRE-AMP AND AMP. . SIDE ONE HAS A VISIBLE SCUFF BUT NOT DEEP GROOVE. SIDE TWO BEAUTIFUL, VIRTUALLU NONE OR TOO MICRSCOPIC TO FIND. SIDE TWO ONE VERY LIGHT SIDE TWO A FEW VERYLIGHT SCUFFS AGAIN NOTHING DEEP GROOVE. SIDE THREE TWO OR THREE UNTRA LIGHT SCUFFS AND I'M TALKING ULTRA LIGHT, THE KIND YOU NEED A BRIGHT LIGHT TO FIND. ACTUALLY AN ENJOYABLE TO LISTEN 43 YEAR OLD 2 LP SET . THE RECORDS COME WITH THE ORIGINAL PRINTED PAPER BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES AND ONLY ONE OF THEM HAS ABOUT A TWO OR THREE INCH SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOTTOM SEAM. HOWEVER YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO DISCOVER THAT YOU WON'T HAVE TO STORE THESE RARE RECORDS BACK IN THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS PAPER INNER SLEEVES AS THE RECORDS NOW COME WITH HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. OK LARRY? 

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

JUST PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING KINDA' OLD SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " WHILE VISITING YOUR AMAZING E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, INSIDE OF WHICH IS PRETTY TIGHT DUE TO SOME OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND BEING ALL CRAMMED UP IN THERE, I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUY-IT-NOW BUTTON WITH MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS ", " LAST NIGHT JESUS SUDDENLY APPEARED AND TOLD ME THAT IF I PAY AND LISTEN TO THAT FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, THE POSSIBILITY JUST MIGHT EXIST THAT I COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS ", " I TRUSTED REV. A. WEST AND AFTER MY WIFE HAD TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED RECORD, I WENT AHEAD ANYWAY AND PURCHASED ONE. HOWEVER UNLIKE WHAT THE REV. HAD SAID IN ONE OF HIS LISTINGS WHEN SHE STUCK EM' IN THERE I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES WERE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE ON CERTAIN ITEMS, BUT ONLY TO CERTAIN PEOPLE. SO GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM SET FORTH BY MANY OTHERS WHILE ALSO TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS A BIG TIME SELLER, THE KIND THAT JUST LOVES TO MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A GREAT BIG HASSEL, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING  REQUIREMENTS: PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOMEBODY ELSE.. PAY FOR THOSE ITEMS. ARE NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND PROMISE TO SHALL NEVER BECOME IN THE FUTCHUM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: JACK O' LOAF NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED LARRY'S MOTHER  THE MANAGER OF THE CORHOLE BURGER BARN THAT FIRED ME A LONG TIME AGO SAYING THAT I WAS A FAT LAZY OAF, AND THAT HE SHOULDA' GIVEN ME THE BOOT A LONG TIME AGO. .

$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$9.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT SO CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE G.T.O.'S , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WERN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, TIM BUCKLEY,  BLUE CHEER WITH TGE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMLY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH, JETHRO TULL, BLODWIN PIG, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, NECTAR, SPOOKY TOOTH AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS FRESH N' HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?