1969 FRANK ZAPPA UNCLE MEAT WITHDRAWN 2 LP WHITE LABEL PROMO W/ BOOKLET MISTAKES

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - - 12" VINYL RECORD - 2 LP ORIGINAL 1ST WITHDRAWN ULTRA RARE WHITE LABEL PROMO U.S.A. PRESSING - IS ABSOLUTELY THE FIRST PRESSING OF THIS MASTERPIECE WHICH WAS WITHDRAWN  DUE TO MISTAKES } -THESE ANCIENT OIL BASED DISCS WERE MADE DURING THE CRUSTATION PERIOD BACK WHEN HIPPIES WITH LONG HAIR WHICH MADE THEIR NOSES APPEAR EVEN LONGER  AND CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH } - . SO WHY, YES WHY ARE YOU NOW SITTING THERE SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON TYPE OF BEMIS HEAD AND WONDERING WHY, YES WHY WERE THESE DISCS WITHDRAWN? HUH REV? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK, BUT SINCE YEZ JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YO'SELF I GUESS IT'S MY DUTY TO INFORM YEZ BEHIND; ON THE RECORD LABEL THE TITLE OF THE 3RD SONG WAS PRINTED " 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR " INSTEAD OF THE CORRECT TITLE WHICH FRANK NAMED THAT SONG " NINE TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION " WHICH THEY DID PRINT CORRECTLY INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD - ALSO INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD THEY SPELLED ELECTRIC AUNT " JEMIMA " CORRECT. - SO WHEN FRANK LOOKED AT THESE MISTAKES HE WENT INTO A PETULANT FRENZY AND DEMANDED THAT THE RECORD COMPANY AT LEAST HIRE SOMEBODY WHO KNEW HOW TO SPELL - OF COURSE THIS PRESSING INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL 12 PAGE UNCLE MEAT STORY BOOKLET AND THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS PRINTED INNER SLEEVES,  PLUS THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION STICKER ON THE FRONT COVER - BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO - 2MS 2024 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS WHICH ARE NOW BEING PLACED NEAR THE TOP OF THE LISTINGS BY EBAY TO PREVENT THE RISK OF YOUR HAIRPIECE FALLING OFF WHILE LOOKING DOWN  - OK LARRY?  

HI THERE. I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR / TOASTMAN AT THE LOVELY OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH AND REAL ESTATE SALES OFFICE IN BEAUTIFUL DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, TOWN, TOWN, TOWN, POOTER'S HOLE, MARYLAND. . NOW RECENTLY WE HAD MANY MEMBERS OF OUR FLOCK CONFISCATE A BUNCH OF MUSIC FROM WHERE-EVER THEY COULD FIND EM'  AND DONATE THEM TO THE CHURCH FOR AN OFFICIAL RECORD BURNING AND OL' TIME REVIVAL. BUT SHORTLY THERE-AFTER I HAD A VISION WHERE JESUS APPEARED AND SAID ONTO ME " HEY YEZ SHMUCK, WHY DESTROY ALL OF THOSE RECORDS WHEN YEZ COULD SIMPLY SELL THEM TO PEOPLE WHO'LL WIND UP GOING TO VISIT THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK WHERE HE CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS AFTER THEY DIE ANYWAY? ", AND AS ALWAYS THE BIG "J" WAS RIGHT. SO I DECIDED TO SELL EM' HERE ON EBAY. HEY NOW, YOU KNOW WHERE YEZ FOUL BEHIND WILL BE GOING SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ANYWAY? I MEAN IF YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC SUCH AS FRANK ZAPPA FOR INSTANCE YEZ KNOW YOU'LL WIND UP IN SOME PLACE WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING ANYWAY. SO YEZ JUST MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY THIS FILTH WHILE YEZ STILL CAN. OK LARRY? 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: UNCLE MEAT - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH: IN THE YEAR OF THE PLAUGE - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES -THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE, LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS.

SIDE FOUR CONTAINS: KING KONG ITSELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT .

SIDE THREE CONTAINS: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D ALL BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

THE GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER HAS SOME CLEAR TAPE NEAR THE RECORD SLOT OPENINGS ON THE FRONT TOP AND BACK TOP SEAMS NEAR THE RECORD SLOT. ABOUT 5 OR SIX INCHES ON THE TOP FRONT AND MAYBE 4 INCHES ON THE BACK TOP SEAM. NO TAPE ON THE BOTTOM SEAMS. ABOUT A 2 OR 3 INCH SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER ON THE FIRST BOTTOM SEAM. SOME LIGHT RING WEAR ON THE FRONT AND BACK COVERS WITH ONLY A TINY BIT OF RING WEAR IN A FEW SMALL AREAS INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD . NO WRITING.

THE 12 PAGE BOOKLET IS IN GREAT CONDITION. NO TEARS. NO CREASES. NO LOOSE PAGES. NO STAINS. . 

BOTH RECORDS PLAY GREAT. I PLAYED ALL FOUR SIDES OF THE RECORDS ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP BEFORE THE PRE-AMP AND AMP. . VISUALLY WHEN LIKE AN IDIOT I MOVED ALL OF THE SIDES UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS . THERE'S SOME SCUFFS / SURFACE MARKS, MOSTLY ON SIDE ONE  . BUT NO CLICKS OR SKIPS AND IT'S ACTUALLY AN ENJOYABLE TO LISTEN 43 YEAR OLD 2 LP SET .

THE RECORDS COME WITH THE ORIGINAL PRINTED PAPER BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES. ONE OF THEM HAS ONLY ONE SMALL SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF ONE OF THE SEAMS HOWEVER THE OTHER ONE HAS SOME TEARS ONE OF OF THE SIDES. THE PAPER IS ALL STILL THERE IT'S JUST THAT THE SLEEVE IS TORN BUT NO PAPER MISSING. HOWEVER YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO DISCOVER THAT YOU WON'T HAVE TO STORE THESE RARE RECORDS BACK IN THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS PAPER INNER SLEEVES AS THE RECORDS NOW COME WITH HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVES. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. OK LARRY? 

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

SIMPLY PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING KINDA' OLD SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " WHILE VISITING YOUR AMAZING E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, INSIDE OF WHICH IS PRETTY TIGHT DUE TO SOME OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND BEING ALL CRAMMED UP IN THERE, I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUY-IT-NOW BUTTON WITH MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS ", " LAST NIGHT JESUS SUDDENLY APPEARED AND TOLD ME THAT IF I PAY AND LISTEN TO THAT FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, THE POSSIBILITY JUST MIGHT EXIST THAT I COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS ", " I TRUSTED REV. A. WEST AND AFTER MY WIFE HAD TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED RECORD, I WENT AHEAD ANYWAY AND PURCHASED ONE. HOWEVER UNLIKE WHAT THE REV. HAD SAID IN ONE OF HIS LISTINGS WHEN SHE STUCK EM' IN THERE I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES WERE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE ON CERTAIN ITEMS, BUT ONLY TO CERTAIN PEOPLE. SO GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM SET FORTH BY MANY OTHERS WHILE ALSO TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS A BIG TIME SELLER, THE KIND THAT JUST LOVES TO MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A GREAT BIG HASSEL, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING  REQUIREMENTS: PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOMEBODY ELSE.. PAY FOR THOSE ITEMS. ARE NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND PROMISE TO SHALL NEVER BECOME IN THE FUTCHUM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: JACK O' LOAF NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED LARRY'S MOTHER  THE MANAGER OF OSAMA'S BARBEQUE PIT THAT FIRED ME A LONG TIME AGO SAYING THAT I WAS A FAT LAZY OAF.. .

$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT SO CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE G.T.O.'S , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WERN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, TIM BUCKLEY,  BLUE CHEER WITH TGE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMLY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH, JETHRO TULL, BLODWIN PIG, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, NECTAR, SPOOKY TOOTH AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS FRESH N' HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?