1967 FRANK ZAPPA MONO ABSOLUTELY FREE LP WAR COVER VERVE RED INNER LIBRETTO COPY

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JUNE 26TH - 1967 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - ABSOLUTELY FREE - THIS IS THE ORIGINAL U.S.A. 1ST PRESSING MONO - 12" VINYL RECORD LP- NATURALLY IT INCLUDES THE HEAVY CARDBOARD FOLD-OUT ALBUM COVER WITH THE SNEAKY LATER REMOVED "WAR MEANS WORK FOR ALL" PRINTED ON THE BACK COVER - YES, IT'S TRUE MONO. SO YOU'RE PROBABLY SITTING THERE SCRATCHING YOUR HUGE RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD MUMBLING, SO WHAT? WADDA YEZ WANT MONO FOR ANYWAY? HUH? WELL LARRY, MONO IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN THE TIME YOU GOT SLOBBERING DRUNK AND STUMBLED INTO ONE OF YOUR SPEAKER CABINETS SMASHING IT TO PIECES, RESULTING IN YOU HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR MITCH MILLER RECORDS THRU ONLY ONE SPEAKER. IN FACT SPEAKING OF SNEAKY LITTLE WORDS, THERE'S SOME DINOSAUR GEEZERS WHO CLAIM THAT THEY HEAR STUFF IN MONO RECORDS , THAT YEZ JUST DON'T HEAR ON THE STEREO PRESSINGS, BECAUSE THEY'RE BURIED IN THE STEREO MIX - . NOW INSIDE THE COVER IS AN AD THAT TELLS ONE'S BEHIND, , THAT IF IT WERE TO SIMPLY SEND IN $1, IT HAD IT'S CHOICE OF BUYING EITHER THE LIBRETTO , OR A FREAK OUT HOT SPOTS MAP, WHICH VIRTUALLY NOBODY DID IN 1967, AS NOBODY HAD EVER HEARD OR KNOWN WHO THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION WERE EVEN A YEAR AFTER THEIR 1ST ALBUM, AND MOST THAT DID HEAR EM' DIDN'T LIKE EM' MUCH ANYWAY. HOWEVER, HAD SOME HUNGRY FREAK PANHANDLED ENOUGH MONEY AND ACTUALLY SENT IN A $1,THAT FREAK WOULD HAVE HAD THE CHOICE OF EITHER THE LIBRETTO OR FREAK OUT HOT SPOTS MAP - NOW IF THAT FREAK HAD CHOSEN THE LIBRETTO, THEY WOULD HAVE RECEIVED AN 8 PAGE DOUBLE SIDED LIBRETTO WITH ALL OF THE LYRICS TO THE SONGS AND A FOREWORD BY FRANK ZAPPA - SO DUE THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T BORN YET OR IF YEZ HAD NEVER SENT IN YOUR MONEY, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT THESE DAYS YOU'D HAVE TO SELL YOUR HOUSE AND RENT OUT YOUR WIFE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD ONE, I'M INCLUDING ABSOLUTELY FREE A REPRINT OF THAT LIBRETTO - SO THE LIBRETTO IS A REPRINT, BUT THE MONO ABSOLUTELY FREE LP IS THE ORIGINAL FIRST USA PRESSING THAT CAME IN AN EQUALLY RARE VERVE RECORDS RED LETTERING INNER SLEEVE- VERVE RECORDS - V-5013 - CHECK IT OUT.  

THE ABSOLUTELY FREE SIDE POOTS FORTH: PLASTIC PEOPLE - THE DUKE OF PRUNES - AMNESIA VIVACE - THE DUKE REGAINS HIS CHOPS - CALL ANY VEGETABLE - INVOCATION & RITUAL DANCE OF THE YOUNG PUMPKIN - SOFT-SELL CONCLUSION.

THE M.O.I. AMERICAN PAGEANT SIDE OOZES OUT: AMERICA DRINKS - STATUS BACK BABY - UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM - SON OF SUZY CREAMCHEESE - BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - AMERICA DRINKS & GOES HOME. 

1967 THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION ABSOLUTELY FREE IS THE ABSOLUTELY FIRST USA MONO PRESSING WITH THE COVER SLICK GLUED ON THE HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER THAT HAS THE UNCENSORED "WAR MEANS WORK FOR ALL" THAT FRANK SNEAKED IN THE BACKGROUND ON THE BACK . NICE COVER NO SEAM SPLITS,TAPE OR WRITING. SOME YELLOWING SPOTS INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD. HEY, IT REALLY IS 52 YEARS OLD AND SPEAKING OF SNEAKING, IT'S THE MONO PRESSING THAT SOME GEEZERS CLAIM THAT SOME SNEAKY WORDS CAN BE HEARD BETTER BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BURIED IN THE STEREO MIX. BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAYED GREAT WITH NATURALLY A LITTLE SURFACE. NO CLICKS. NO SKIPS. NO REPEATS. VISUALLY A NICE LOOKING LP, LIGHT SCUFF MARKS. INCLUDES THE RARE VERVE RECORDS RED LETTERING INNER SLEEVE THAT HAS SOME YELLOWING AND A SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOTTOM SEAM. BUT YOU WON'T NEED TO RE-USE IT, BECAUSE THE RECORD COMES IN HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND PLASTIC OUTER SLEEE. BUT WAIT.., THERE'S MORE.., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M INCLUDING A REPRINT OF THE LIBRETTO ABSOLUTELY FREE. IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEEZY, BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED. NO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? 

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YEZ ARE LOOKING FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT, SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER ,STEVE VAI  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR, THE TUBES, PETER GABRIEL, GENESIS AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?