1967 CAPTAIN BEEFHEART PLASTIC FACTORY GERMAN ONLY COVER BUDDAH LP FRANK ZAPPA

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1967 - CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND - PLASTIC FACTORY - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - IN THE CASE OF THE GEEZERS THEY WERE SIMPLY PEOPLE LEFT OVER FROM THE GREAT DEPRESSION WHO DIDN'T LIKE THE " NEW DEAL ", BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO WORK. SO AFTER ALL OF THE SOUP KITCHENS CLOSED THEY ROAMED THE EARTH LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS - KIND OF LIKE THE HIPPIES WHO THOUGHT THAT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE. ANYWAY WHAT I HAVE HERE IS THE GERMAN RELEASE OF " SAFE AS MILK " WHICH WAS RELEASED IN GERMANY ONLY AS " PLASTIC FACTORY " - DOESN'T HAVE A YEAR PRINTED ON IT BUT SAFE AS MILK WAS RELEASED IN 1967 - INCLUDES THE UNIQUE GLOSSY ALBUM COVER AND I'M ALSO INCLUDING A GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET TO HOUSE THE RECORD TO HELP PROTECT THE ORIGINAL ALBUM COVER IN THE FUTURE - BUDDAH RECORDS - 2318 014 - SEE THE PHOTOS WHICH MUCH LIKE YOUR SQUID EATING THE DOUGH IN THAT POLYETHYLENE BAG CAN BE ENLARGED - OK LARRY?

A REALLY RARE VERSION OF SAFE AS MILK RELEASED IN GERMANY ONLY WITH THIS COVER.

IN A RECENT SURVEY CONDUCTED BY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA AND RELATED SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND OF CONFIRMED OUT OF THE PANTRY BREAD BOFFERS, 9 OUT OF 10 SAID THAT THEY PREFERRED PLOOKING PUMPERNICKEL. I DUNNO, MUST BE THE TEXTURE OR SOMETHING? BUT HERE'S THE GOOD PART, THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION DIDN'T COST THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER HALF A WEEK'S PAY OR ANYTHING AT ALL. NO LARRY, THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLAR GRANT TO CONDUCT THIS IMPORTANT RESEARCH, IT WAS PAID OUTTA MY OWN MISERABLE POCKET FROM SALES OF FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO BUY SOME TODAY. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: SURE 'NUFF 'N YES I DO - ZIG ZAG WANDERER - CALL ON ME - DROPOUT BOOGIE - I'M GLAD - ELECTRICITY.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: YELLOW BRICK ROAD - ABBA ZABBA - PLASTIC FACTORY - WHERE THERE'S WOMAN - GROWN SO UGLY - AUTUMN'S CHILD. 

GLOSSY TYPE OF LAMINATED ALBUM COVER. THERE'S A CREASE IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER THAT CAN BE SEEN MOSTLY FROM THE BACK. NO PEELING OF THE LAMINATION BUT OF COURSE THERE''S SCUFFS AND A FEW LIGHT INDENTATIONS THAT ARE USUALLY SEEN ON THESE TYPE OF COVERS. NO SEAM SPLITS. NO WRITING AND I'M PROVIDING THAT NEW GENERIC WHITE JACKET TO HOUSE THE LP TO AVOID ANY FUTURE WEAR. 

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD LOOKED BEAUTIFUL WHEN I MOVED THEM AROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB. NO SCRATCHES AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ANY PAPER SCUFFS. BOTH LABELS LOOK BEAUTIFUL TOO, NO WRITING OR WEAR. HOWEVER WHEN I PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . THESE WAS SOME SURFACE NOISE IN PLACES. BUT NOT CONSTANT AND CERTAINLY NO CLICKS OR SKIPS. THE RECORD COMES WITH A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M ALSO GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. I MEAN WHAT MORE COULD YEZ WANT?

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YOUR STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?